Braves (Strider) vs Red Sox (Suarez): 5/26/26, 6:45pm

[Brock Beauchamp]

Alright, so now the Sox have the honor of facing the resurgent Braves. Yippee.

	THU	FRI	SAT	SUN	MON	TOT
Tyron Guerrero	0	16	0	14	0	30
Ryan Watson	0	0	20	20	0	40
Justin Slaten	0	28	0	0	0	28
Jovani Morán	0	0	15	14	0	29
Greg Weissert	0	23	0	19	0	42
Garrett Whitlock	0	0	0	14	0	14
Danny Coulombe	0	0	0	22	0	22
Aroldis Chapman	0	0	0	0	0	0

[mvp 78]

Last time out for Strider vs Sox:

5.1, 1 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 K

Sox do better away from Fenway so maybe they have a better shot? Suarez will have to be near perfect though. 

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The little offense that says "I think I can, I think I can "

[mvp 78]

18 minutes ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

The little offense that says "I think I can, I think I can "

This offense is the tawny scrawny lion. 

[iortiz]

When is Roman "The Fragile" Anthony going to play again?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

20 minutes ago, iortiz said:

When is Roman "The Fragile" Anthony going to play again?

This Roman is not exactly a gladiator.

[illinoisredsox]

1 hour ago, mvp 78 said:

Last time out for Strider vs Sox:

5.1, 1 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 K

Sox do better away from Fenway so maybe they have a better shot? Suarez will have to be near perfect though. 

Game’s at Fenway; how do they have a better shot?

[mvp 78]

31 minutes ago, illinoisredsox said:

Game’s at Fenway; how do they have a better shot?

Thought it was an away game. 

Sox are losingl

[mvp 78]

 

[mvp 78]

Caleb Durbin:

598 OPS April

384 OPS May

The bench is that way...

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

1 hour ago, illinoisredsox said:

Game’s at Fenway; how do they have a better shot?

Sox team has to be hypnotized into believing they're not at Fenway.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

2 minutes ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Sox team has to be hypnotized into believing they're not at Fenway.

Also need to be hypnotized into believing they can hit with RISP.

[Old Red]

8 minutes ago, mvp 78 said:

Caleb Durbin:

598 OPS April

384 OPS May

The bench is that way...

7-48 in May. 5 RBI. He hit his 1 HR in April against that non pitcher.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

3 hours ago, mvp 78 said:

Last time out for Strider vs Sox:

5.1, 1 ER, 3 H, 3 BB, 4 K

Sox do better away from Fenway so maybe they have a better shot? Suarez will have to be near perfect though. 

Sox starters have to be near perfect, not so much to achieve a win, but mainly to avoid achieving a loss. Pitching with this offense must be fun as hell.

[drewski6]

20 minutes ago, mvp 78 said:

Caleb Durbin:

598 OPS April

384 OPS May

The bench is that way...

yowser

[moonslav59]

Gasper catching his third game.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

16 minutes ago, moonslav59 said:

Gasper catching his third game.

Gasp!

[illinoisredsox]

1 hour ago, mvp 78 said:

Caleb Durbin:

598 OPS April

384 OPS May

The bench Worcester is that way...

Fixed that for you

[iortiz]

Imagine trading Kyle Harrison, David Hamilton and Shane Drohan for two players who don't have the level to bench Isaiah Kiner-Falefa

I don't know if it makes me want to laugh or cry more.