drewski6

stray bullets.

this is why i tell you to adopt sr basset hounds, they dont really jump. Although, my basset hound hadnt jumped in 3 yrs, and i thought she just didnt have it anymore....and then she stole a full steak that was resting on the counter and i was like "have you been kaiser sosa'ing me for years"

why is poochie catching strays?

Our 4 playoff starters should be......our hottest 4 pitchers. Recent memory trumps all when it comes to winning playoff games. What have you done for me, lately? dun-dun-dun-dun. Janet Jackson.

You just seemed quite confident.

And hes also probably not in the same head space he was in when he was really lost.

Can I borrow your crystal ball?

are we cherry picking years? Are you going to straight face tell me that it doesnt feel like OPS are down from lets say the 1990-2010 average? It could be my perception and not real but I doubt that.

I sat next to a smoking hot gal last time i was at fenway. she moved her seat to come sit next to me cuz i was yelling funny stuff. It was a fun night. BUt she was showing me pictures of Cedanne at a camp and talking about how awesome he was as a person, So not only is Cedanne a nice guy (which gets bonus points with me) but the fact that he is gave me fodder to keep a chat with an absolute smokeshow going. So you get bonusSKI WAR for this. SO I wouldnt hate Cedanne sneaking an MVP. ANd Yordan? I got sick of hearing "just a DH" so to see a DH win it, would be cool to me. So I wouldnt hate that either. I think the moral of the story is that I am not a good choice to put in charge of this stuff. If somebody had a basset hound and let me pet it, they are getting a lot of MVP points.

Owen Hulls projected 2027 skiWAR: Over 9 thousand. Sean Manea's: 46 (and no, Harmony, this does not mean you can bait and switch in Luis Castillo).

You sure you want that? Im adding adjusters for catitude and personality and marketability and who I decide to fall in love with any given time. And what kidn of pets they have at home. And how hot their wife is. But she cant be an awful person, inner beauty counts. Humor too. And clubhouse matters too. ANd willingness to fight. If you arent willing to stand and bang, you dont win any skiMVPs. And if you are under 6'3 , boy are you going to need a resume (but not impossible).

What does it have to do with discussing MVP resumes that we are in a pitchers year? Competition. They could give it to a pitcher this year, but pitchers kind of have their own award so in a pitcher year, usually a weaker resume MVP gets it than in a year when there are 50 dudes with OPS north of .900

90% of a positional players value is in what the germans call: "das bat"

I just want to retire the anti-DH slant. If you hit .400 and 50 HR, I aint letting you play the field.

He also never played in this era where there are like 3 guys hitting about .300 and a 3.5 ERA is a #3/4 pitcher lol