Middlebrooks gone?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Ok a few things:

 

I thought Middlebrooks had a wife.

 

Just because people are dating doesn't mean they're "goin at it heh"

 

I always had a feeling that Will and Jenny would be a good couple.

 

EDIT: Nvm, Middlebrooks doesn't have a wife.

 

 

Also on the subject of Jenny Dell, we really need to give her better interview questions for next year. I'm sure all the players don't look forward to hearing "How does that walkoff make you feel?" or "how does it feel to be at this point?"

 

How did you get an internet connection there in 1950's Kansas?

[seabeachfred]

How did you get an internet connection there in 1950's Kansas?

 

The same way you do.

[User Name]

That's not funny.

[Orange Juiced]

Why would ownership care who WMB is banging?

 

What if it was John Henry's wife?

[User Name]

How about we stick to reality here?

[Bellhorn04]

Or at least good jokes.

[Orange Juiced]

how about we stick to reality here?

 

lol.

[vjcsmoke]

That's what is said in the Boston media.

 

In any case, who really cares??? I hope that WM plays a full schedule and shows his power potential by swatting about 25 or more. I really do not care if Dell is back or not because she adds little to a "broadcast" ( pun intended ) other than a nice smile and large floatation devices.

 

Unless she is 'sucking' away his power. I see no reason to 'get rid of' one or the other. LOL, what the heck is this forum now, one of those rumor mags? Who WMB dates is totally IRRELEVANT!!

[User Name]

[Navafan29]

The development of this relationship is the #1 most important thing this off-season.

[Palodios]

The development of this relationship is the #1 most important thing this off-season.

 

...which tells you just boring this offseason has been.

[Bellhorn04]

...which tells you just boring this offseason has been.

 

Or, what pathetic little internet junkies with unmeasurably tiny spans of attention we are.

[mvp 78]

Or, what pathetic little internet junkies with unmeasurably tiny spans of attention we are.

 

!!!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

*begins devising covert plan to assassinate will middlebrooks*

[User Name]

Or, what pathetic little internet junkies with unmeasurably tiny spans of attention we are.

 

Have i ever told you that if we met, i would buy a bottle of Chivas Regal 18 years and drink it with you?

[Spudboy]

You like Scotch? Cool.

 

And that is a nice thing to say.

[mvp 78]

Have i ever told you that if we met, i would buy a bottle of Chivas Regal 18 years and drink it with you?

 

Thought Canadians only drank Molson?

[Bellhorn04]

Thought Canadians only drank Molson?

 

There are also a lot of rummies here, believe me. Canadians will drink just about anything, in fact.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

If I met any of you guys, I would buy an eightball of cocaine and do it in front of you before throwing all your wife's china across the living room and having a psychotic break.

[mvp 78]

If I met any of you guys, I would buy an eightball of cocaine and do it in front of you before throwing all your wife's china across the living room and having a psychotic break.

 

Joke's on you. The china is in the basement and you'd have to move a ton of crap to get to it.

[User Name]

If I met any of you guys, I would buy an eightball of cocaine and do it in front of you before throwing all your wife's china across the living room and having a psychotic break.

 

I'm single. I haven't found a woman willing to put up with my ******** for an extended period of time.

[User Name]

You like Scotch? Cool.

 

And that is a nice thing to say.

 

With you, i'd drink some nice orange juice since you gave up alcohol my friend.

[a700hitter]

If I met any of you guys, I would buy an eightball of cocaine and do it in front of you before throwing all your wife's china across the living room and having a psychotic break.

Just the usual Tuesday afternoon.

[Behindenemylines]

If I met any of you guys, I would buy an eightball of cocaine and do it in front of you before throwing all your wife's china across the living room and having a psychotic break.

 

This is what happens in the dead of winter when the hot stove has gone cold.

[Navafan29]

This is what happens in the dead of winter when the hot stove has gone cold.

 

The fact that this relationship is going on means that the hot stove is in fact very hot.

[Behindenemylines]

The fact that this relationship is going on means that the hot stove is in fact very hot.

 

How many days until pitchers and catchers?

[rjortiz]

Feb 15th.

[NOATHLETESALLOWED]

http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/obnoxiousbostonfan/2013/12/jenny_dell_will_middlebrooks_photo.html

 

Aside from the fact that Middlebrooks and Wacha are from the same town, that is a really bizarre mix of people for a new years party...

[SCM33]

Not sure that WMB has much of a future with the Redsox.....also, not sure what his trade value is. Teams around MLB saw the same thing we did, a player in a big sophomore slump and knowing that we HAVE to deal him.

[User Name]

Since when do they HAVE to deal WMB?