2013 MLB Game Thread

[Jasonbay44]

Wow, I just saw Paul Goldschmitts stats, that dude is killing the ball.

[User Name]

Orioles lost, Blue Jays lost.

 

It was a good day......

[Youk Of The Nation]

Wow, I just saw Paul Goldschmitts stats, that dude is killing the ball.

 

Now that Youk is injured and Braun is under suspicion for PEDs, he's the new Poster Jew for Major League Baseball!

 

Seriously though, he's pretty good, and a large part of why the D-Backs are leading that division.

[italstallianion]

Don't forget about Ian Kinsler, Craig Breslow, Ike Davis (prior to this year), Scott Feldman (only this year), Sam Fuld, Ryan Kalish (and Gape Kapler), Ryan Lavarnway, Jason Marquis, Aaron Poreda, and Danny Valencia.

 

Edit: Prior to this year meaning that he sucks this year, not that he only was Jewish prior to this year.

[italstallianion]

I also looked into the matter and Paul Goldschmidt is only Jewish on his father's side and he was raised Christian.

[a700hitter]

Don't forget about Ian Kinsler, Craig Breslow, Ike Davis (prior to this year), Scott Feldman (only this year), Sam Fuld, Ryan Kalish (and Gape Kapler), Ryan Lavarnway, Jason Marquis, Aaron Poreda, and Danny Valencia.

 

Edit: Prior to this year meaning that he sucks this year, not that he only was Jewish prior to this year.

Take that Mel Gibson.

 

As for Ike Davis, he needs a Jesus miracle, because he hits like a blind man.

[SoxFanForsyth]

The Blue Jays lost last night, which is weird, because I thought they had already won the World Series twice?

[a700hitter]

The Blue Jays lost last night, which is weird, because I thought they had already won the World Series twice?

Admitting they are not a door mat does not equate to being a WS caliber team. They are not a door mat, and they have as much talent as any team in the division. That's why only a few games separates the entire division.

[Jasonbay44]

Don't forget about Ian Kinsler, Craig Breslow, Ike Davis (prior to this year), Scott Feldman (only this year), Sam Fuld, Ryan Kalish (and Gape Kapler), Ryan Lavarnway, Jason Marquis, Aaron Poreda, and Danny Valencia.

 

Edit: Prior to this year meaning that he sucks this year, not that he only was Jewish prior to this year.

I was googling for Jewish athletes just because of this post and I was bored.. and found this great site:

http://www.jewishbaseballnews.com/

 

I guess Goldschmidt isn't a Jew.. lol

[italstallianion]

The Blue Jays lost last night, which is weird, because I thought they had already won the World Series twice?

 

They did in 1992-1993.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Don't forget about Ian Kinsler, Craig Breslow, Ike Davis (prior to this year), Scott Feldman (only this year), Sam Fuld, Ryan Kalish (and Gape Kapler), Ryan Lavarnway, Jason Marquis, Aaron Poreda, and Danny Valencia.

 

Edit: Prior to this year meaning that he sucks this year, not that he only was Jewish prior to this year.

 

I forgot about Kinsler, didn't know about the rest. Also, Gabe Kapler isn't even playing, is he?

[italstallianion]

No, I just thought he'd be worth mentioning for his play on the Sox.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I think we can all agree that Goldschmidt definitely has the Jewiest name of all of them, though.

[italstallianion]

That sounds like a challenge.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Guardians scored their 19th run against Chicago. Everyone in the lineup has at least two RBI except Reynolds, who has one, and Cabrera, who has none (but still has three hits). Holy crap.

[italstallianion]

And Chicago has 10 runs in that game. If you're a pitcher or a pitching coach you might want to update your resume.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

What the Guardians did to Chicago in a gif

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xrwcMl2Y1qepnyio1_250.gif

[italstallianion]

http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt38/italstallianion/clotheslinebradshaw.gif

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mainzxdbij1qgi59so1_500.gif

[User Name]

Miguel Cabrera is 4-4 against the Rays tonight. 2 HR's, 2B and 1B for an insane 11 Total bases. Best hitter in the game today, bar none.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Easily.

[a700hitter]

Mets bullpen blew a win on Harvey again. They couldn't hold a 3 run lead.

[iortiz]

Mets bullpen blew a win on Harvey again. They couldn't hold a 3 run lead.

 

Not sure which team is more horrible to watch... the Mets or the White Sox

[italstallianion]

Not sure which team is more horrible to watch... the Mets or the White Sox

 

 

What about Houston or Miami?

[User Name]

Houston has actually been playing pretty decent as of late.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

I think they've been unnoticed for too long. How about them Pirates? They are for real this year.

[Palodios]

Wait... is that right?

 

The Pirates are the best team in the MLB right now.

 

Edit: RSFFL just beat me to it.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Ha, beat you loser! Yes sir with a record of 49-30

[User Name]

Phillies creaming the Dodgers 15-1. Rock Bottom.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Final score on the one-day BTS: 38 hits, 19 misses.