Phillies (Painter) vs Red Sox (Gray): 5/13/26, 6:45pm

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Since he's been brought up, Gasper has to be leading the Sox in hard hit balls. Who had that on their bingo card?

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Marsh's beard looks like a marsh.

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Most people won't attend a terrible movie, but they'll pay big bucks to go to a Sox game. You figure it out.

[vegasbob]

Yoshida hits more marshmallows than anyone

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JH is at the game to check the attendance.

[vegasbob]

Just now, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

JH is at the game to check the attendance.

Looked like he was checking the contracts to see if he could find a loophole in KC's

[Oscars]

The usual story for Red Sox noodle bats.

a struggling starter comes in with an ERA over 6, and the Sox hitters can’t do jack s hit 

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4 minutes ago, Oscars said:

The usual story for Red Sox noodle bats.

a struggling starter comes in with an ERA over 6, and the Sox hitters can’t do jack s hit 

Just to correct you, Oscars. It's not Sox hitters, it's Sox batters. There is an important difference.

[iortiz]

8 minutes ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

JH is at the game to check the attendance.

Would be nice to hear t “sell the team” chant. 
 

This team can’t hit to save their lives. If you can’t hit against this bum, you can’t hit at all. 

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1 minute ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Just to correct you, Oscars. It's not Sox hitters, it's Sox batters. There is an important difference.

However, if you put the letter 's' in front of 'hitters', that would be acceptable.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

1 minute ago, iortiz said:

Would be nice to hear t “sell the team” chant. 
 

This team can’t hit to save their lives. If you can’t hit against this bum, you can’t hit at all. 

"We just keep running into good pitchers."

Night after night after nightmare.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

3 minutes ago, iortiz said:

Would be nice to hear t “sell the team” chant. 
 

This team can’t hit to save their lives. If you can’t hit against this bum, you can’t hit at all. 

Pitching for the Sox is similar to disarming a land mine.

[vegasbob]

Cy Painter. All Star material. Ks the side in the 5th

This situation is no longer early nor just a slump. The current 13 position players,  with the Exception of Abreu snd Contreras are historically bad

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Just now, vegasbob said:

Cy Painter. All Star material. Ks the side in the 5th

This situation is no longer early nor just a slump. The current 13 position players,  with the Exception of Abreu snd Contreras are historically bad

Also, hysterically bad.

[vegasbob]

3 minutes ago, 5GoldGlovesOF,75 said:

"We just keep running into good pitchers."

Night after night after nightmare.

No, the Sox keep making these weak pitchers look good. They are not good anywhere else 

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1 minute ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Also, hysterically bad.

This pathetic offense is a disgrace to the Sox good starting pitching.

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There isn't enough oil on the planet to fix this Sox machine.

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After Abreu got hit in the bicep they should have checked the condition of the ball.

[Tedballgame]

They need to send Durbin to AAA. He has to learn how to hit, if thats even possible.

[jad]

30 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

Yoshida hits more marshmallows than anyone

and yet still out-hits everyone else on this team except Abreu.

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Mattingly: "Nice game, Paint. But before you get too overconfident remember it was against the Red Sox "

[vegasbob]

Cedanne , long gone ! Tracy is a genius

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I did predict they would get 2 runs off Painter.

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2 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

Cedanne , long gone ! Tracy is a genius

Until the next game or maybe the next inning.

[vegasbob]

Fred, wherever you aren t watching, is this game now "ovah" ?

[JoeBrady]

1 hour ago, Duran Is The Man said:

who knew Story could do something besides strike out? 

I take 100% credit.  I traded him today for probably a worse SS, since the other guy was also a RS fan.  Told him "I hope he proves me wrong and goes 30/30 the rest of the way'.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Another very good start by Gray. Hopefully, it won't be wasted again.

[Tedballgame]

Durbin is such an idiot. Besides being terrible, he just wasted the Sox last challenge. What a dope. He leaves his bat on his shoulder, begging for a walk and then blows the challenge.

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Durbin's gonna destroy that LF wall and Sox fans are gonna pay for it.

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5 minutes ago, Tedballgame said:

Durbin is such an idiot. Besides being terrible, he just wasted the Sox last challenge. What a dope. He leaves his bat on his shoulder, begging for a walk and then blows the challenge.

The Sox offense is also awfully bad at ABS challenges.