Red Sox (Criswell) vs Orioles (Burnes): 8/16/24, 7:05pm

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One of the weirdest games I’ve ever seen live

 

That's because you weren't at the SOX/Rangers game Sunday night.

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Cora's thinking "21 million for 3 years guaranteed; it beats being a manager at Burger King."

 

Burger King might have a better pitching staff.

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Masa may have short legs, but they appear to be all muscle. That's where he gets his power from.

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When Hamilton connects, he connects!!!!!!

[Thunder]

That's because you weren't at the SOX/Rangers game Sunday night.

 

I was questioning the meaning of life from my couch.

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The SOX offense is asking themselves "Is 11 enough?"

[Tedballgame]

Garcia has to be DFAed. He SUCKS!!!

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Sgt Garcia has been a great pick-up. I'd given him an 'F' so far, but I was being too kind.

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I was questioning the meaning of life from my couch.

 

Yup, that was a 'gut punch.'

[Jasonbay44]

Luis Garcia has been absolute dog s***

[Tedballgame]

Take him out!!!!!

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I believe the SOX should have DFA'd Garcia and inserted D. Smith into the BP.

[Tedballgame]

Henderson will homer to tie it up,

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Garcia has to be DFAed. He SUCKS!!!

 

no doubt. and we gave up FOUR players for this loser.

[Tedballgame]

This is Breslow's bullpen! It sucks.

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Garcia's expression on the mound says, "I know I suck but they are paying me to pitch. LOL!"

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Garcia: "Hey, I only gave up 3 runs."

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With this BP, I wouldn't be looking forward to many shut down innings.

[mvp 78]

Sims may have been a good pick up. Worried about Garcia coming in.

 

Yup, Garcia sucks.

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A mound visit from Bailey:

 

Bailey: "I'm only out here because Cora told me to."

 

Garcia: "So you can't give me any words of advise?"

 

Bailey: "Have you given any thought to broadcasting?"

[Randy Red Sox]

this another reason i have been turned off baseball--4 hour games

[Duran Is The Man]

a mound visit from bailey:

 

Bailey: "i'm only out here because cora told me to."

 

garcia: "so you can't give me any words of advise?"

 

bailey: "have you given any thought to broadcasting?"

 

lol

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Martin continues the fine bullpen pitching.

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Holiday is having a holiday tonight. 12 runs and Cora still has to use Martin. Has any team led the league in runs scored and still didn't make the PO's? The SOX have got a good chance at doing both.

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Martin continues the fine bullpen pitching.

 

It must be some kind of air traveling virus.

[Tedballgame]

Orioles will score at least 10 tonight against this staff.

 

Well, this post from two hours ago is correct.

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But that could be predicted on most nights.

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If you like offense, ya gotta love the SOX. If you like pitching and defense; need I go any further?

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But that could be predicted on most nights.

 

Only the nights they have a game. I'm being too cruel. 7 runs would probably be more accurate, with a few 10 or more run games thrown in.

Edited August 17, 2024 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

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It must be some kind of air traveling virus.

 

With no vaccine in sight.