5/06 SOX @ Phillies 7:15PM ET

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I remember years ago when Joe Buck had a love affair with Verlander. It appears this FOX announcer is ready to date Harper.

[Tedballgame]

Looks like Arroyo is out of his early season slump.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Christ this offense has to score more runs.

 

Talk to Kike.

[Old Red]

Looks like Arroyo is out of his early season slump.

 

Arroyo was just starting to hit when Cora benched him.l Valdez has been hitting, but Kike should be the one that sits as long as arroyo is producing.

[Maxbialystock]

Talk to Kike.

 

Not much point in that. We already have his perspective--he's not interested. When he comes to the plate, it's mainly to get some exercise swinging the bat.

[Tedballgame]

Another big hit.

[Jasonbay44]

Big hit by Refsnyder and good hustle by jerk off man

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The Phillies would be a much better team if they were allowed two DH's.

[d-money]

Is Kluber coming back for the 6th?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Big hit by Refsnyder and good hustle by jerk off man

 

Some doctors have formed the opinion that 'jerking off' helps prevent prostate cancer.

[Tedballgame]

Schrieber is not a first baseman

[d-money]

Is this BP gonna be taxed by the end of the year? We need guys to go deep into games.

[Jasonbay44]

Some doctors have formed the opinion that 'jerking off' helps prevent prostate cancer.

 

Good to know that Reese Mcguire should be able to avoid cancer

Edited May 7, 2023 by Jasonbay44

[Tedballgame]

Is this BP gonna be taxed by the end of the year? We need guys to go deep into games.

 

Yes and yes.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Some doctors have formed the opinion that 'jerking off' helps prevent prostate cancer.

 

The side effect is blindness.

[Jasonbay44]

Devers with 3 hits, all hit hard, all to opposite field. Love to see that

[Nick]

Kike doing Kike thing.

[Jasonbay44]

Bernardino was due to give up a run, but he’s been a nice surprise overall. And the guy who got him in this game is a hell of a hitter

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Trea Turner--27mil/yr

Kike----------10mil/yr

 

That seems about right.

[Nick]

He throws strike.

 

Unlike Brasier and Ort.

[Jasonbay44]

Some insurance runs would be nice

[jad]

Wow. McGuire really handled that bat wel- ... oh never mind.

[Jasonbay44]

Bunting 3-1 is questionable

[vegasbob]

Turner chases with 2 in scoring position. Must have been worried that Kike was coming later in the inning

[Nick]

Wished he had swung away.

[Jasonbay44]

Alright, 8th for Wink, then hopefully Jansen in the 9th

[Nick]

I hear Turner is 2nd half guy.

 

I really have not been impressed with him.

 

Talks better game.

[Jasonbay44]

I hear Turner is 2nd half guy.

 

I really have not been impressed with him.

 

Talks better game.

He’s been fine, he at least gets on base. He usually hits better as weather gets better

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I can't wait for some more new rules in MLB. Here's one that will 'improve' the game. A HR that travels over 440 feet counts as two runs plus a brand new GE refrigerator.

[Old Red]

Alright, 8th for Wink, then hopefully Jansen in the 9th

 

I think Wink closes things out.