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This OF and IF gotta be the dumbest I've ever seen.

 

I think that Pedrioa and Bogey have been good. Nap has been solid at 1st. He just does not hit enough. Sandoval blows goats.

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I think that Pedrioa and Bogey have been good. Nap has been solid at 1st. He just does not hit enough. Sandoval blows goats.

 

No he can't, he drop them like he drops everything else.

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Can we stop calling this a talented roster because clearly it's not. There are too many holes. I keep hearing about the team being built to mash. Power goes into slumps, very often. If you want to build a team on hitting, you have GOT to have high obp players, but they aren't sexy for Boston. Ben has learned zero from Crawford's disastrous contract and is continuing to make moron moves, swayed by flashy name players with big price tags. This is the Yankees of the early 00s again.
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Call me whatever you want, I hope this team loses every game this season. f*** them, I'm going to boo the s*** out of them if they play like this when I see them live this year. Absolutely f***ing garbage.

 

I am not going to call you any names. There is a lot of frustration to go around. I think the players are giving full effort. They are just not very good. They are also very poorly coached and managed imo. If I thought that the players weren't trying, I'd be booing them too, but that is not what I am seeing.

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Hope died Sunday in Boston during the ballistic missile assault the Jays unleashed during the three game series. But don't go blaming the Blue Jays. Hope had had enough. Coroners are ruling it a suicide.

 

No more Hope. What are fans to do? "I guess I'll cut my lawn," said Jim Barney, who has the fortune of having two first names. He's otherwise known as Barney Jim.

 

"I think Hope just lost it, said Deborah Baker, who runs a Dunkin Donuts. "I feel relief. I don't have to Hope anymore. It was taking too much of my time. Well, time to make some donuts."

 

Other fans are unconvinced. "I don't think Hope is dead," said one little girl through the Red Sox face paint streaming down her face. "My mom says you can't live without Hope." The girl looked up in wonder when someone pointed out that she was still alive. "Hey, that's true." She brightened immediately.

 

Eulogies in Hope's honor have begun pouring in.

 

"Hope will always be remembered for the ability to give powerless people a semblance of power," said Mayor Grimley, the famous Simpson's character, who like Hope, is a figment of human imagination. "Hope provided us with a convenient excuse to do nothing. Now that Hope's gone, well, I guess we'll have to do something again."

 

It's that simple.

 

The Hop for Hope.

 

But just because Hope is gone, doesn't mean people have to stop hoping. People are already organizing in the hope Hope comes back. "We can start looking for Hope in the remains of Hope," said Hope Francis from the Hopecan. "Hope is everywhere. You just start by hopping, and scream 'EEEE.' We're hoping that will resurrect HOPE."

 

One can Hope.

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Pinch-hitting for Papi with the .170 hitter must surely be the last nail in his coffin. Hang them up, David.

 

They pinch-hit because the game was a laugher. Ortiz has three home runs in the last few games. He seems to finally be hitting his stride the last week, week and a half...unfortunately, I think it's too late to make a difference.

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Hope died Sunday in Boston during the ballistic missile assault the Jays unleashed during the three game series. But don't go blaming the Blue Jays. Hope had had enough. Coroners are ruling it a suicide.

 

No more Hope. What are fans to do? "I guess I'll cut my lawn," said Jim Barney, who has the fortune of having two first names. He's otherwise known as Barney Jim.

 

"I think Hope just lost it, said Deborah Baker, who runs a Dunkin Donuts. "I feel relief. I don't have to Hope anymore. It was taking too much of my time. Well, time to make some donuts."

 

Other fans are unconvinced. "I don't think Hope is dead," said one little girl through the Red Sox face paint streaming down her face. "My mom says you can't live without Hope." The girl looked up in wonder when someone pointed out that she was still alive. "Hey, that's true." She brightened immediately.

 

Eulogies in Hope's honor have begun pouring in.

 

"Hope will always be remembered for the ability to give powerless people a semblance of power," said Mayor Grimley, the famous Simpson's character, who like Hope, is a figment of human imagination. "Hope provided us with a convenient excuse to do nothing. Now that Hope's gone, well, I guess we'll have to do something again."

 

It's that simple.

 

The Hop for Hope.

 

But just because Hope is gone, doesn't mean people have to stop hoping. People are already organizing in the hope Hope comes back. "We can start looking for Hope in the remains of Hope," said Hope Francis from the Hopecan. "Hope is everywhere. You just start by hopping, and scream 'EEEE.' We're hoping that will resurrect HOPE."

 

One can Hope.

 

Pretty good. Only one thing to point out: The mayor of Springfield in the Simpsons is Quimby, not Grimley. Otherwise, funny! Hopefully not prophetic though.

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Pete Abraham

58s

Two halfwits run on the field at Fenway. Quite a weekend here.

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Some math: Sandoval + Hanley = 1 wit.

 

Farrell + Cherrington = Twit.

 

It was fun to see Security tackling Red Sox players on the field. They need to do that more often. Make the games more interesting.

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Hope died Sunday in Boston during the ballistic missile assault the Jays unleashed during the three game series. But don't go blaming the Blue Jays. Hope had had enough. Coroners are ruling it a suicide.

 

No more Hope. What are fans to do? "I guess I'll cut my lawn," said Jim Barney, who has the fortune of having two first names. He's otherwise known as Barney Jim.

 

"I think Hope just lost it, said Deborah Baker, who runs a Dunkin Donuts. "I feel relief. I don't have to Hope anymore. It was taking too much of my time. Well, time to make some donuts."

 

Other fans are unconvinced. "I don't think Hope is dead," said one little girl through the Red Sox face paint streaming down her face. "My mom says you can't live without Hope." The girl looked up in wonder when someone pointed out that she was still alive. "Hey, that's true." She brightened immediately.

 

Eulogies in Hope's honor have begun pouring in.

 

"Hope will always be remembered for the ability to give powerless people a semblance of power," said Mayor Grimley, the famous Simpson's character, who like Hope, is a figment of human imagination. "Hope provided us with a convenient excuse to do nothing. Now that Hope's gone, well, I guess we'll have to do something again."

 

It's that simple.

 

The Hop for Hope.

 

But just because Hope is gone, doesn't mean people have to stop hoping. People are already organizing in the hope Hope comes back. "We can start looking for Hope in the remains of Hope," said Hope Francis from the Hopecan. "Hope is everywhere. You just start by hopping, and scream 'EEEE.' We're hoping that will resurrect HOPE."

 

One can Hope.

 

A fun read.

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Couldn't catch the game but seems like ERod had his first tough day this season.

 

This season is over, time to rebuild.

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Couldn't catch the game but seems like ERod had his first tough day this season.

 

This season is over, time to rebuild.

 

With an actual plan and some intelligent moves this time.

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There are 98 games left in the season. There is a long way to go and there is time for 2015 to be salvaged. They need to make some bold moves, and they need to make them fast.
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Btw. After yesterday's debacle with our best young pitcher on the mound, U.N. should be sanctioned and banned from making future game threads.

 

Really? Things have been pretty peaceful lately. We're all pissed about the season. Let it go maybe?

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He just can't stop himself from being a raging douche. He'll veil it as "just a joke", because that's his way of getting away with that sort of BS.
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Really? Things have been pretty peaceful lately. We're all pissed about the season. Let it go maybe?
Let what go? Thunder had been previously banned from game threads. Yesterday, was bad on an epic level. I don't want that mojo again. Do you?
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Let what go? Thunder had been previously banned from game threads. Yesterday, was bad on an epic level. I don't want that mojo again. Do you?

 

For the record, UN was also responsible for Miley's worst start of the year back on that Sunday in April in Baltimore.

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This all goes to show that 'mojo' is kind of a bad idea. If it's all in fun, great. If it can be used for nasty purposes, not so much.
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This all goes to show that 'mojo' is kind of a bad idea. If it's all in fun, great. If it can be used for nasty purposes, not so much.
Calm down. We are just talking some trash. There really is nothing else to talk about with the team playing so badly. Hopefully, U.N. can understand that. I am pretty sure Thunder gets it.
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Calm down. We are just talking some trash. There really is nothing else to talk about with the team playing so badly. Hopefully, U.N. can understand that. I am pretty sure Thunder gets it.

 

It may or may not be evident in my posts, but I am extremely calm.

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It may or may not be evident in my posts, but I am extremely calm.
Yes, which is why your overreaction based on misinterpretation was so out of character.;)
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If mojo was real, why wouldn't BTR make every thread?
His mojo has been nonexistent this season. Thunder and you have been the head of the class.
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Mojo is just our superstition. It adds fun to the interaction here.

 

It's tradition. Therefore everyone should keep up with it and follow the rules.

 

This is my opinion only, of course.

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Mojo is just our superstition. It adds fun to the interaction here.

 

It's tradition. Therefore everyone should keep up with it and follow the rules.

 

This is my opinion only, of course.

Yep, if I believed it, I would have to go to every game and make every game thread, because "at the game" mojo is the most potent. It's all fun and games, except when we make it to the post season. In the playoffs, I will sit in the same spot and not take bathroom breaks if we are winning. jk ... not really.
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