2016 Yankees Season thread

[jacksonianmarch]

They have to improve...somewhat. What I see from Headley is a guy who is done. He either needs to make some adjustments to gain bat speed or he will continue to chop the ball to the infielders and have no pop. His bat speed is gone

[jacksonianmarch]

Severino is struggling with his command and paying for it. Our offense cannot hit its way out of a wet paper bag. This is a bad team

[User Name]

This is my favorite Yankees team. Headley is my favorite Yankees player.

[Jasonbay44]

Hanley!

 

Edit: Whoops, wrong thread lol

[Northern Star]

This is my favorite Yankees team. Headley is my favorite Yankees player.

 

Personally I like what this Hicks guy brings to the table.

[Northern Star]

Is this Severino character supposed to be good?

[Northern Star]

Breaking news: The Hubble Space Telescope has detected Aaron Hicks' batting average. NASA say the signal was very faint, but they are very confident that they've identified his average on the far reaches of the galaxy. Scientists had long theorized that his average existed, but there had not been definite proof until now.

[jacksonianmarch]

Team renamed for 2016. The NY Septic Abortions

[jacksonianmarch]

We are the third worst team in baseball. Holy f***

[Northern Star]

We are the third worst team in baseball. Holy f***

 

Aren't you second-most expensive, too, after the Dodgers?

[Northern Star]

The bad news is that Wilson is dealing tonight.

[jacksonianmarch]

Wilson isn't dealing. He sucks and is leaving cock shots all over the zone. We can't f***ing hit. At all. We suck

[jacksonianmarch]

It has actually become interesting in trying to predict how they'll f*** up scoring situations. 1st and 3rd, 1 out. I am gonna go with a pop out and a K on this one

[jacksonianmarch]

holy f***ing ever living s***, are we winning?

[Northern Star]

JFC, now the wheels come off.

[Northern Star]

why in the f*** is Hicks still starting, 1 for 25?

[jacksonianmarch]

Cause he has nudies of Cash and Joe

[jacksonianmarch]

CC always implodes in the 6th

[Northern Star]

it's the Os imploding tonight. What a clusterf***.

[jacksonianmarch]

We'll lose tomorrow

[Kimmi]

why in the f*** is Hicks still starting, 1 for 25?

 

Don't question these things. Just roll with it.

[jacksonianmarch]

If the O's figure out Gausman, they have an ace. This kid has insane stuff. They moved him around the rubber and it looks like he has found his command. Scary

[jacksonianmarch]

We get 5 shutout innings and are still tied. f*** this team's offense

[Northern Star]

Come on Orioles, PLEASE get a f***ing run across.

[jacksonianmarch]

10 innings, no runs. Joke

[Youk Of The Nation]

10 innings, no runs. Joke

 

I'm certainly laughing.

[iortiz]

I don't remember a NYY team this bad.

[SinceYaz]

I don't remember a NYY team this bad.

 

 

 

The Boss is spinning in his grave. I saw Cashman on tv the other day and this season has aged him in a big way. He usually has a cool, controlled manner about him. None of that this time ... for all those times I secretly wanted to throw rotten tomatoes at Cashman, I almost felt bad for him.

 

He is watching Theo build a monster, the Red Sox trimming into a juggernaut (with weak points, of course)...we just beat the best team in the AL in a series. Fairly handily. The Blue Jays and O's seem like they have plenty of promise and power and the Yanquis seem like Uncle Joe at the nursing home, gumming his burnt toast and dreaming of the days he was grilling delmonicos on his back yard deck....

[jacksonianmarch]

I wish I could disagree, but I can't. We get an ace performance and can't put up one f***ing run against a guy who started the yr in the minors

[yankonyankee]

The Boss is spinning in his grave. I saw Cashman on tv the other day and this season has aged him in a big way. He usually has a cool, controlled manner about him. None of that this time ... for all those times I secretly wanted to throw rotten tomatoes at Cashman, I almost felt bad for him.

 

He is watching Theo build a monster, the Red Sox trimming into a juggernaut (with weak points, of course)...we just beat the best team in the AL in a series. Fairly handily. The Blue Jays and O's seem like they have plenty of promise and power and the Yanquis seem like Uncle Joe at the nursing home, gumming his burnt toast and dreaming of the days he was grilling delmonicos on his back yard deck....

 

All true, but team fortunes are changing in a hurry these days, especially season to season.