5/31 Joe Kelly's final start

[a700hitter]

Hey, Ted, tell me...what do you think of Sandoval's weight? I'm just curious, I can't really be sure of your opinion so I'd like to know

Seriously though, he has around $100 million. Hire a nutritionist/chef. Have some professional pride for crying out loud. It's tough enough to play this game when you are in condition.

[Northern Star]

Seriously though, he has around $100 million. Hire a nutritionist/chef. Have some professional pride for crying out loud. It's tough enough to play this game when you are in condition.

 

His weight was one of the main reasons I opposed the signing.

[Spudboy]

Oh well.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Just can't catch a break...

[mvp 78]

Panda came here specifically to avoid the nutrition and weigh ins that SF was forcing on him. Sox told him they weren't concerned about it. Would be pretty s***** to turn around and do what you told him you wouldn't. Unless you want a pissed off employee on your hands...

[Kimmi]

That one was a heartbreaker.

 

This is the kind of loss that will keep me awake tonight.

[Northern Star]

That one was a heartbreaker.

 

This is the kind of loss that will keep me awake tonight.

 

This worthless team sure ain't worth losing sleep over.

[Kimmi]

This worthless team sure ain't worth losing sleep over.

 

I really should just quit baseball.

 

These losses are too hard on me.

[Kimmi]

At least Kelly pitched decently.

[mvp 78]

At least Kelly pitched decently.

 

With a humongous k zone: 5ip, 6h and 2bb. Meh.

[a700hitter]

Panda came here specifically to avoid the nutrition and weigh ins that SF was forcing on him. Sox told him they weren't concerned about it. Would be pretty s***** to turn around and do what you told him you wouldn't. Unless you want a pissed off employee on your hands...

He should have enough sense to manage his own weight.

[a700hitter]

At least Kelly pitched decently.

It would have been a plus if we had won. Now, we are going to keep with a six man rotation for another turn?

[User Name]

This team blows

[User Name]

#damnitporcello

 

This is all his fault.

[cp176]

I hear that he looks quite slim in a suit. Maybe we should go for new uniforms.

 

Lots of vertical stripes I'd say for sure.

[mvp 78]

This is all his fault.

 

The real reason CV is injured is because pretty boy Porcello spilled his shampoo bottle all over the dugout steps. CV slipped on it and wrecked his shoulder.

 

Also, Porcello wrote Boston's bid for the 2024 Olympics.

[User Name]

Hanley's power drought came about because Porcello gave him some tips about shortening his stride at the plate.

[iortiz]

Wow Porcello and Ben are killing this team.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Been out of the loop, what's going on with Porcello?

[cp176]

Been out of the loop, what's going on with Porcello?

 

Don't ask!!!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just looked up his stats, apparently he's been drinking Wade Miley's energy drinks.

 

Why do two of our starters always have to be crap?

[iortiz]

Not sure how Ben would address that question. Edited June 1, 2015 by iortiz

[SoxnCycles]

Two months into the season and suddenly Sandoval's weight is an issue?

 

Stupid...

[Kimmi]

With a humongous k zone: 5ip, 6h and 2bb. Meh.

 

We are looking for positives here.

 

Work with me.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Bump