4/2 @ Baltimore Gloryholes

[BornToRun]

What is the best statement to begin 2014 BTR mojo, you ask?

 

I have an answer:

 

f*** the Baltimore Orioles and anything associated with them. f*** Jim Palmer, f*** Earl Weaver, f*** that bitch Ripken, f*** Camden Yards, and double dog f*** that wrinkly old shitstain Showalter.

 

Squeaking out a cheap win against the defending world champions shall be the highlight of their mediocre and forgettable season as they limp to a 4th/5th place finish staring upwards at our division winning asses.

 

BTR Mojo begins Wednesday, April 2 with John Motherf***ing Lackey picking up where he left off in his crusade to murder flying rats with the might of his pitching prowess.

 

Baltimore, prepare for your complete and utter destruction. It will be swift, brutal, and immensely satisfying for us members of THE Red Sox Nation.

[Spudboy]

Amen.

[seabeachfred]

What is the best statement to begin 2014 BTR mojo, you ask?

 

I have an answer:

 

f*** the Baltimore Orioles and anything associated with them. f*** Jim Palmer, f*** Earl Weaver, f*** that bitch Ripken, f*** Camden Yards, and double dog f*** that wrinkly old shitstain Showalter.

 

Squeaking out a cheap win against the defending world champions shall be the highlight of their mediocre and forgettable season as they limp to a 4th/5th place finish staring upwards at our division winning asses.

 

BTR Mojo begins Wednesday, April 2 with John Motherf***ing Lackey picking up where he left off in his crusade to murder flying rats with the might of his pitching prowess.

 

Baltimore, prepare for your complete and utter destruction. It will be swift, brutal, and immensely satisfying for us members of THE Red Sox Nation.

 

A little of your hatred of Showalter is rubbing off on me BTR. The more I see of that ******* the more I can't stand to look at that SOB.

[yeszir]

[yeszir]

No idea why that posted so small but how can you take that picture and then NOT crush 2 home runs the next day?

[Jasonbay44]

f*** the Orioles. I'm so tired of these Orioles fans talking s*** lol. The Red Sox have more world series wins than they do above .500 seasons in past 10 years, like get the f*** out. I hate Baltimore, its a shithole filled with drugs, murder and morons.

[Youk Of The Nation]

f*** the Orioles. I'm so tired of these Orioles fans talking s*** lol. The Red Sox have more world series wins than they do above .500 seasons in past 10 years, like get the f*** out. I hate Baltimore, its a shithole filled with drugs, murder and morons.

 

But, The Wire!

[Thunder]

I feel better now with BTR mojo and Lackey mojo. BTR and Lackey are a good combo.

[seabeachfred]

No idea why that posted so small but how can you take that picture and then NOT crush 2 home runs the next day?

 

Because some of us here equate the Red Sox hanging with Obama as the kiss of death.

[Northern Star]

Let's go Red Sox!

[Thunder]

Because some of us here equate the Red Sox hanging with Obama as the kiss of death.

 

So I guess the majority of us here are outspoken conservatives?

[a700hitter]

So I guess the majority of us here are outspoken conservatives?

There's nothing wrong with political conservatism.

[BornToRun]

So I guess the majority of us here are outspoken conservatives?

 

I don't know if I'd say that. I'm practically a full blown commie and some of the members here are pretty young and younger people tend to be more liberal.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Francona: The Red Sox Years arrived from amazon yesterday mojo.

[Spudboy]

Baltimore does deserve some credit.

 

The city did produce John Waters.

[Bellhorn04]

So I guess the majority of us here are outspoken conservatives?

 

I'm virtually apolitical. I have no faith in any politician.

 

I vote for who my wife tells me to, in return for sexual favors.

[VA Sox Fan]

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I expect nothing from Papi this season. He is SO doomed!!

[User Name]

I understand why the mods here are so touchy about politics. Baseball please.

[a700hitter]

I'm virtually apolitical. I have no faith in any politician.

 

I vote for who my wife tells me to, in return for sexual favors.

As good a reason as any. But would you vote for a politician who sold his votes for sexual favors? LOL!!

[BornToRun]

As good a reason as any. But would you vote for a politician who sold his votes for sexual favors? LOL!!

 

I would vote for a politician that campaigned on a policy of providing sexual favors.

[mvp 78]

I understand why the mods here are so touchy about politics. Baseball please.

 

So I guess the majority of us here just want to talk baseball?

[BornToRun]

So I guess the majority of us here just want to talk baseball?

 

Approved matters of discussion in order of importance:

 

1. Taylor Swift

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Politics

3. Red Sox

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

2. Pickle jars

[Palodios]

Where is the category for non-Taylor women?

[Jasonbay44]

We need to discuss Bree Olson and Turduckens. That's what got us a championship!

 

Bree Olson is starring in human centipede 3. Anyone else looking forward to it?!

[Thunder]

I don't know if I'd say that. I'm practically a full blown commie and some of the members here are pretty young and younger people tend to be more liberal.

 

Like a certain fellow who's name begins with Thun and ends with der.

[jopete19]

Whoever came up with this game thread names deserves a pat on back.

[VA Sox Fan]

Boston Red Sox (0-1)

Daniel Nava, RF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, DH

Mike Napoli, 1B

Jonny Gomes, LF

Grady Sizemore, CF

Xander Bogaerts, SS

A.J. Pierzynski, C

Will Middlebrooks, 3B

 

John Lackey, RHP

 

Baltimore Orioles (1-0)

Nick Markakis, RF

David Lough, LF

Adam Jones, CF

Chris Davis, 1B

Nelson Cruz, DH

Matt Wieters, C

J.J. Hardy, SS

Ryan Flaherty, 3B

Steve Lombardozzi, 2B

 

Ubaldo Jimenez, RHP

[d-money]

Lets go Sox!!!!

[Station 13]

Crush ulbaldo.