6/25 Vs. The Colorado Rockies

[BornToRun]

Hey everybody! Did y'all miss me?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hey everybody! Did y'all miss me?

 

Yes, but one day my aim will get better.

[RedSoxNC84]

When he hits one again, I hope it's Bieber.

 

I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I didn't even know you could wear the number 0.

[Bellhorn04]

Hey everybody! Did y'all miss me?

 

But of course.

[mvp 78]

Can't say I remember seeing a #0 before in MLB.

[BornToRun]

Yes, but one day my aim will get better.

 

Ouch. That hurt.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Ouch. That hurt.

 

I only hurt you because I care about you. But if anyone at work asks, you walked into a door.

[Standing Room]

Bogaerts hit his 4th HR in his last 12 games.

[mvp 78]

Oh boy, storytime.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Where the hell is everyone lately? Come on, guys.

[BornToRun]

I only hurt you because I care about you. But if anyone at work asks, you walked into a door.

 

Yes, daddy.

[BornToRun]

Where the hell is everyone lately? Come on, guys.

 

If they're anything like me, they've been going HAM on playstation and DVD's.

[User Name]

Iglesias playing defense is baseball porn. Brb, need tissue and lotion

[italstallianion]

Iglesias playing defense is baseball porn. Brb, need tissue and lotion

 

I got Crisco and a shot glass.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Am I the only one who is slightly disturbed by these WB Mason commercials involving a smooth-talking man in a clearly fake mustache interacting with children from his truck?

[BornToRun]

I got Crisco and a shot glass.

 

I have a cow heart hooked up to a car battery.

[BornToRun]

Am I the only one who is slightly disturbed by these WB Mason commercials involving a smooth-talking man in a clearly fake mustache interacting with children from his truck?

 

A valid point has been raised here tonight.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I got Crisco and a shot glass.

 

I got a steak knife and a ball gag.

[Youk Of The Nation]

A valid point has been raised here tonight.

 

"Hey there, unsupervised prepubescent children. I see you are enjoying this curtained treehouse. Do you mind if I join you?"

[BornToRun]

I got a steak knife and a ball gag.

 

We have a winner.

 

 

 

 

*quietly calls in tip to Police department*

[User Name]

We have a winner.

 

 

 

 

*quietly calls in tip to Police department*

 

I already tried that. They joined YOTN's S&M club.

[BornToRun]

I already tried that. They joined YOTN's S&M club.

 

FBI then. Although I wonder how the NSA wasn't able to pick up on him before.

[RedSoxNC84]

Am I the only one who is slightly disturbed by these WB Mason commercials involving a smooth-talking man in a clearly fake mustache interacting with children from his truck?

 

Haha no, that s*** creeps me out too.

[Youk Of The Nation]

FBI then. Although I wonder how the NSA wasn't able to pick up on him before.

 

They did. The surveillance video is available online for 19.95 if you're 18 or older.

[italstallianion]

The NSA is probably doing it for free.

[wyo-sox]

Iggy boy!

[Youk Of The Nation]

Nice that Drew could score after that horseshit call. Used replay and still made the incorrect call.

[mvp 78]

Iggymaggio

[User Name]

So when do we reach the point where we stop saying Iglesias' success is a fluke? He's obviously not going to hit .400, but goddamn