Standing Room

Firs he trade Hanley Ramirz for Josh BEER GUT Becks and Mikey Goatee Old Man. Den he trades FUTURE hall of fame bearder Josh Reddick for poop. That poop gets hurt. Den he trada the Melancons, Melancons poop. Then he trada the Melanco for da Hanraram. Get it? He's no Han-Ram! Melancon turns in to da MARIANO RIVERA HIGHWAY and Hanraram get hurt and not do s***. BEN IS A BOOB! I wnat Theo back! Ownership had to step back in to sava the team with da Brooklyn Dodges.

Reminds me of Jonny Gomes, probably not anything more than a September call up.

Do it. My Dad could die happy.

Seems fair, our farm system is much better. Not sure the opposing team would see it that way though. They'd probably still ask for a top 5.

I was actually listening to that game while I was reading resumes, and you're absolutely right. The Yankees radio guys were hypersensitive about the Yankees not hitting home runs, as if that was their problem. I wonder if that's the kind of mentality the ownership has considering they trust traded for Soriano when they should be selling.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2922287/cabreratroll.gif Anyone actually watch the ASG?

It looks like the demise of our offense has been greatly exaggerated

To be honest, I don't think the second wild card has affected the market that much this year. There aren't too many teams who are close in the second wild card and aren't close in their division and hence would probably not sell even if there wasn't a second wild card.

That.was.hilarious.

No it's not. Teams just don't trade players early unless they're blown away with an offer. Once it's the actual deadline, they'll take whatever they can get because the alternative is to get nothing.

Brewers have admitted they were wrong and they gave her free tickets. http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9511475/milwaukee-brewers-fan-forced-cover-ryan-braun-fraud-jersey

Security made her turn it inside out? What is this, communist Russia?

Yeah, we have the easiest remaining schedule of all teams in the AL East.

Looks like we're about to get underway. Dempster just came out of the bullpen.

Throwin balls agains Feldy Bamboozletonight.