4/28 Vs Our good Bud Norris

[User Name]

Not even the umps can stop Ortiz, and God knows they're trying.....

[a700hitter]

I think that, in order to preserve my mojo, i will raise a petition to the mods to ban a700 from GT's i start. His ******** is seriously cramping my flow.

I have read that cranberry juice is good for that.

[User Name]

Cranberry juice gives me heartburn, and so does your incessant dogging of VA.

[BornToRun]

Hang in there. BTR party time in 2 weeks!

 

And also the beginning of my campaign to become the new king of talksox. I'm going to govern the s*** out of this forum.

[Bellhorn04]

:ortiz:

 

I love that one.

[a700hitter]

Oh, yeah. Trupiano.

 

"Way back! WAAAAY BACK! AND IT'S....caught on the warning track."

 

Castiglione is usually pretty good on whether it's in the park or not, but he gives me heart attacks on fair/foul.

Trupe! A lot of those balls didn't reach the warning track.

[Bellhorn04]

And also the beginning of my campaign to become the new king of talksox. I'm going to govern the s*** out of this forum.

 

If you're gonna be king, Taylor has to go.

[italstallianion]

I think with another run to our lead we should be able to get away with Mortensen in another inning for the 8th and Bard for the 9th. That said if Bard is still incapable of getting outs we might need a little more insurance. I know we didn't use Uehara or Bailey yesterday but I really wanted to give them another off day before Toronto.

[jung]

That spot thigh high to knee and off the plate outside to LH hitter seems to be a super blind spot for this ump. Has not gotten it right the whole game.

[a700hitter]

And also the beginning of my campaign to become the new king of talksox. I'm going to govern the s*** out of this forum.

It's merely a ceremonial title. I have no power except in the minds of other.

[User Name]

You know, i kept thingking my eyes were deceiving me, but i just double checked and Ronnie friggin' Cedeno is hitting fifth for the Astros. AAA team if i ever saw one.

[TylerD]

Just catching the last little bit. Looks like Lackey had a good game!

[BornToRun]

If you're gonna be king, Taylor has to go.

 

Every king needs his queen, bro.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You guys realize that if this board was a monarchy, (which it isn't, it's a dictatorship), YesZir is the king, myself and the other mods are assorted Dukes or nobles or whatever, and the rest of you are filthy peasants, right?

[BornToRun]

It's merely a ceremonial title. I have no power except in the minds of other.

 

That will be changing when I take over.

[Youk Of The Nation]

It's merely a ceremonial title. I have no power except in the minds of other.

 

Oh, I didn't see this before I posted.

 

As long as you realize it.

[VA Sox Fan]

You guys realize that if this board was a monarchy, (which it isn't, it's a dictatorship), YesZir is the king, myself and the other mods are assorted Dukes or nobles or whatever, and the rest of you are filthy peasants, right?

 

Yes, I do.

[a700hitter]

You guys realize that if this board was a monarchy, (which it isn't, it's a dictatorship), YesZir is the king, myself and the other mods are assorted Dukes or nobles or whatever, and the rest of you are filthy peasants, right?

They just haven't realized that we can call ourselves whatever we want, but it doesn't mean anything. Fools.

[BornToRun]

You guys realize that if this board was a monarchy, (which it isn't, it's a dictatorship), YesZir is the king, myself and the other mods are assorted Dukes or nobles or whatever, and the rest of you are filthy peasants, right?

 

Yes, that is the case........

 

 

 

 

Until we lead an armed revolt that ends with your head displayed on a stick atop the castle walls.

[italstallianion]

You guys realize that if this board was a monarchy, (which it isn't, it's a dictatorship), YesZir is the king, myself and the other mods are assorted Dukes or nobles or whatever, and the rest of you are filthy peasants, right?

 

 

Yep, sharpening our pitchforks for a revolution up in this sumbitch.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yes, that is the case........

 

 

 

 

Until we lead an armed revolt that ends with your head displayed on a stick atop the castle walls.

 

You mean YesZirs' head. I'll switch sides as soon as it looks like we might lose. I'm not getting decapitated for this plague-ridden wasteland.

[a700hitter]

Oh, I didn't see this before I posted.

 

As long as you realize it.

Uh oh. I will have to rescind all of my kingly rulings. What do I do with my Royal Seal?

[italstallianion]

Damn it Tampa Bay came back to tie their game. Also the Orioles (in addition to the Sox and Yanks) have the ability to have their own 4 game sweep as well.

[iortiz]

Today, we hold the best record in the majors.

[Bellhorn04]

You know, i kept thingking my eyes were deceiving me, but i just double checked and Ronnie friggin' Cedeno is hitting fifth for the Astros. AAA team if i ever saw one.

 

Meanwhile their cleanup hitter, Pena, has a shot at his third sub-Mendoza-line season in the last 4. And we're talking full seasons with no injuries.

[Bellhorn04]

Now could the Baltimore Orioles kindly LOSE A f***ING GAME TODAY?

[a700hitter]

Cranberry juice gives me heartburn, and so does your incessant dogging of VA.

Two have been playing that game, but I guess you can't count. Now, run along and have the cranberry juice. It is good for your flow.

[VA Sox Fan]

Now could the Baltimore Orioles kindly LOSE A f***ING GAME TODAY?

 

YES, PLEASE!!

[Youk Of The Nation]

Even my immense vocabulary is insufficient to convey how much I'd like the Yankees to collectively choke on a moldy burlap sack filled with dicks.

[User Name]

Two have been playing that game, but I guess you can't count. Now, run along and have the cranberry juice. It is good for your flow.

 

Case in point.