4/25 vs Destroyers of slumps

[iortiz]

Game!

[iortiz]

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Houston is a joke.

[VA Sox Fan]

Where's RSFFL? WMB swinging at the first pitch...LOL

[BSN07]

Humber is all kinds of terrible

[BornToRun]

We are on pace to score 36 runs tonight. Let's do this.

[iortiz]

Hahaha what a f*** with Carp?

[mvp 78]

Mike Carp: My Two Left Feet

[VA Sox Fan]

Tighten up Clay!

[iortiz]

Charge that to Carp

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'll take that.

[italstallianion]

We are on pace to score 36 runs tonight. Let's do this.

 

 

Technically we'd only score 32 as the home team batting 8 innings, unless we gave up at least that many runs for force a 9th.

 

I guess if we had Aceves/Wright/Miller anything is possible.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You never know. If I recall correctly, that game a few years ago when Texas beat Baltimore 30-3, was actually led 3-0 by Baltimore at one point.

[iortiz]

Encarnacion, HR in NY

[italstallianion]

You never know. If I recall correctly, that game a few years ago when Texas beat Baltimore 30-3, was actually led 3-0 by Baltimore at one point.

 

 

I think the weirdest part of that game was that the Texas relief pitcher got a save despite the final score being 30-3.

[BornToRun]

God, Houston is worse at baseball than Justin Bieber's music is at not sounding like a goat stuck on an electric fence.

[Youk Of The Nation]

God, Houston is worse at baseball than Justin Bieber's music is at not sounding like a goat stuck on an electric fence.

 

Violence against kids is nothing to joke about.

[BornToRun]

Violence against kids is nothing to joke about.

 

Huh?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Too subtle?

[BornToRun]

Too subtle?

 

Yeah, sorry. That one has me at a loss.

[BornToRun]

Once again, Daniel Nava is allergic to outs.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Baby goats are called "kids". Eh, it wasn't that great, but how often do I get the chance to make that joke?

[italstallianion]

Violence against kids is nothing to joke about.

 

Who said anything about joking?

 

And the goat ---> kid reference took me a minute but I got it. Well played.

[BornToRun]

Well s***.

[Youk Of The Nation]

That was the opposite of fun.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Toronto already up 2-0 on the Yankees.

[Station 13]

f***. I thought we were piling it on.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You can't give up legitimate hits to guys named "Marwin"

[Station 13]

Clay the team could use 7 inning tonight.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I wonder how often Robbie Grossman got picked on in school.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Where is everyone tonight? I feel like I'm at an AA meeting in Salt Lake City.