2013 MLB Game Thread

[italstallianion]

What do the following players have in common?

 

Miguel Cabrera

Coco Crisp

Shin-Soo Choo

Adam Kennedy

Austin Kearns

Derek Lowe

Alex White

Michael Pineda

Bobby Jenks

Yamaico Navarro

Christhian Martinez

Drake Britton

Todd Helton

Yovani Gallardo

 

Edit: I'll answer during the game if anyone cares or doesn't already get it.

[a700hitter]

What do the following players have in common?

 

Miguel Cabrera

Coco Crisp

Shin-Soo Choo

Adam Kennedy

Austin Kearns

Derek Lowe

Alex White

Michael Pineda

Bobby Jenks

Yamaico Navarro

Christhian Martinez

Drake Britton

Todd Helton

Yovani Gallardo

 

Edit: I'll answer during the game if anyone cares or doesn't already get it.

They have never been in my kitchen

[Palodios]

What do the following players have in common?

 

Miguel Cabrera

Coco Crisp

Shin-Soo Choo

Adam Kennedy

Austin Kearns

Derek Lowe

Alex White

Michael Pineda

Bobby Jenks

Yamaico Navarro

Christhian Martinez

Drake Britton

Todd Helton

Yovani Gallardo

 

Edit: I'll answer during the game if anyone cares or doesn't already get it.

 

Easy one, but I won't spoil it for everyone else.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

It's probably really obvious, but I have no idea what it is. Explain please.

[a700hitter]

Easy one, but I won't spoil it for everyone else.

It's not that they have never been in my kitchen? Then I am going to say that they all got busted for DWI or DUI this offseason or perhaps domestic battery. How many guesses do I get.

[Palodios]

It's not that they have never been in my kitchen? Then I am going to say that they all got busted for DWI or DUI this offseason or perhaps domestic battery. How many guesses do I get.

 

You only needed one apparently.

[a700hitter]

You only needed one apparently.

The sport has more than its share of low-lifes which is good reason to never let them in my kitchen.

[italstallianion]

I think it was only easy because Gallardo is currently on Yahoo's homepage. But yeah, they all have had DUI's in the past few seasons. My point was how frequent it is and in my opinion the penalties need to be similar to that of us "regular people"

[Youk Of The Nation]

It's not often I get the chance to use the word "hapless" to describe something, but the Blue Jays...

[italstallianion]

I would have said Miami and maybe even Houston too.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Definitely Miami.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yeah, but we all pretty much expected nothing more from Miami and Houston. The Blue Jays were supposed to be awesome.

[redsoxrules]

Dickey leaves Blue Jays game with sore neck/back

[a700hitter]

Dickey leaves Blue Jays game with sore neck/back

I think that he might have had a problem with that last year.

[Palodios]

Rangers lose Matt Harrison to back surgery till July. I know its early, but this opens a lot of doors for Oakland and Kansas.

[User Name]

Didi Gregorius might be the best name an MLB player has ever sported, narrowly beating out Buster Posey. Oh, and he homered on the first pitch in his MLB debut last night.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Nothing will top Doug Fister.

[User Name]

Silence. He's a black man whose first name is "Didi". Nothing can top that.

[BSN07]

Yeah, but we all pretty much expected nothing more from Miami and Houston. The Blue Jays were supposed to be awesome.

Meh a few of us said they weren't going to be that good, but I don't think we thought they be this bad.

Dickey leaves Blue Jays game with sore neck/back

 

I'd have whip lash too if I was him. I can't believe people wanted him on the Sox

[User Name]

Porcello gave up 9 ER in 0.2 IP for the tigers today. Good luck getting that ERA down there, big fella.

[italstallianion]

Each year I'm feeling less upset that we didn't draft him with the draft pick we lost when we signed Lugo. I couldn't believe he was still available at #27 when we had the 20th pick.

[User Name]

Josh Reddick decided to stop looking like a f***ing retard:

 

[VA Sox Fan]

Josh Reddick decided to stop looking like a f***ing retard:

 

 

It's a big improvement, now just cut/trim that damn beard!

[User Name]

Desmond Jennings turns an unassisted DP:

 

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Desmond-Jennings-Rays-Athletics-8U.gif

[Youk Of The Nation]

Cleveland is absolutely destroying Houston right now. Embarrassing.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Josh Reddick decided to stop looking like a f***ing retard:

 

 

What is he doing, posing for a friggin statue?

[VA Sox Fan]

Desmond Jennings turns an unassisted DP:

 

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Desmond-Jennings-Rays-Athletics-8U.gif

 

[VA Sox Fan]

Cleveland is absolutely destroying Houston right now. Embarrassing.

 

18-6 in the bottom of the 4th! Holy s***! Imagine what the final score will be.

[Youk Of The Nation]

19-6. Three doubles for Swisher and another HR for Giambi. I think I'm starting to hate the Guardians almost as much as the Yankees. They ended up with two of the most unlikable Yankees of the last decade. I hope they both eat Taco Bell and get locked in a closet for six hours.

[Bellhorn04]

The Blue Jays look like crap. Their defence in particular is atrocious.