Hopefully there is a nice retirement package available. I know two people that just got laid off. One was at retirement age, and was just wondering when. The other was 5-6 away from retirement anyway, so they basically just paid him to stay home. I didn't really care, but I was hoping that, when I walked into my boss's office with my retirement letter, he'd tell me, 'Sorry Joe, but you gotta go. And here is your 10-month severance'.
And there's Joey, stuffing his retirement letter into the shredder.