4/25/2023 Red Sox @ O's 6:35 EDT

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

ORT is wORThless!

[Maxbialystock]

Two straight games in which Cora was a tad slow to make a pitching change.

[Tedballgame]

Now the umps are squeezing us

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Ort should be gone by tomorrow.

[Tedballgame]

Two straight games in which Cora was a tad slow to make a pitching change.

 

A tad?

[Tedballgame]

Love the quasi shift there

[vegasbob]

Came close to being a shift alignment by Kike, but glad he was there

[Jasonbay44]

Ort needs to be left in Baltimore

[Tedballgame]

Jansen on his way to the all star game.

[vegasbob]

Jansen is like a surgeon working on these guys. Kluber wins

[Jasonbay44]

I still don’t understand who Ort blackmailed to get on this roster and get to pitch every game

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The hard-handed SOX 2nd baseman didn't help either. Arroyo was removed from the game because of a tight right hamstring. I thought he was overdue for an injury.

[Tedballgame]

I still don’t understand who Ort blackmailed to get on this roster and get to pitch every game

 

He must have got his information from Braiser.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Jansen on his way to the all star game.

 

Ort on his way out the door. Having Ort on this team again magnifies the SOX weak farm system.

[vegasbob]

The hard-handed SOX 2nd baseman didn't help either. Arroyo was removed from the game because of a tight right hamstring. I thought he was overdue for an injury.

 

The hammie has been bothering him for a while now. It will fully pop soon enough . Valdez should be made to eat soap in the shower. Major f***up.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The hammie has been bothering him for a while now. It will fully pop soon enough . Valdez should be made to eat soap in the shower. Major f***up.

 

Arroyo should stay away from the weight room. His body doesn't handle muscles well.

[moonslav59]

How is there any remaining sliver of hope for Ort?

 

Come on, Bloom!

[moonslav59]

ORT is wORThless!

 

AbORT!

[d-money]

What a complete s*** show to end the game. At least they won. Win the series tomorrow.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

AbORT!

 

He should be mORTified.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Bloom: "Ort will be DFA'd."

 

Cora: "Fine, but who's gonna do the barbecuing on our days off?"

 

Bloom: "No problem. I'll find another pitcher at Goodwill who has barbecuing experience."

Edited April 26, 2023 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Just heard that our good buddy Cordero after a hot start with the Yankems is now batting .178 with a .208 OBP. But it's early.

[moonslav59]

He should be mORTified.

 

Good retORT!

 

Made me snORT.

 

I hope to read the shORT repORT from this spORT of baseball that his cohORTs made no effORT to stop his depORTation.

 

There is no discomfORT in my suppORT of his DFA. Maybe he will be sent to PORTland- maybe to the Yanks maybe eaten by the BladderwORTs.

[moonslav59]

Just heard that our good buddy Cordero after a hot start with the Yankems is now batting .178 with a .208 OBP. But it's early.

 

If we could only get the Yanks to take Ort back, right before we play them.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

If we could only get the Yanks to take Ort back, right before we play them.

 

There would have to be some type of extORTion involved. Perhaps blackmail.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Good retORT!

 

Made me snORT.

 

I hope to read the shORT repORT from this spORT of baseball that his cohORTs made no effORT to stop his depORTation.

 

There is no discomfORT in my suppORT of his DFA. Maybe he will be sent to PORTland- maybe to the Yanks maybe eaten by the BladderwORTs.

 

I'm impressed with your ORThography.

 

Note: I had to look that one up in the dictionary.

[Oscars]

Good retORT!

I

Made me snORT.

 

I hope to read the shORT repORT from this spORT of baseball that his cohORTs made no effORT to stop his depORTation.

 

There is no discomfORT in my suppORT of his DFA. Maybe he will be sent to PORTland- maybe to the Yanks maybe eaten by the BladderwORTs.

 

If Cora continues to call his name throughout the season, there will be a corresponding increase in the mORTality rate in Red Sox nation.

[Bellhorn04]

Launch him into the vORTex.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

AbORT!

 

His body, Chaim's choice.

[moonslav59]

It's hard to sORT through all these ORTisms.