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  1. notin
    Or ban pitches faster than 96 mph
  2. notin
    It might help to think of Eli White as pure, unadulterated evil. Like John Lithgow in Footloose. Whereas Eaton is more Business Casual Evil, like John Lithgow in Homegrown. That man has range. Wait? Range! Thats it! It all makes sense. Eli White has more defensive range than Eaton!! He’s the John Lithgow of outfielders!! You know, you can learn anything from John Lithgow. There needs to be religion with this dogma…
  3. notin
    I’m talking about Eli White! The man whose favorite T shirt says “THE FATTER THE KID THE FULLER THE BOTTLE” Eaton lists his hobby as performing surgery on injured wild animals. Might help if he knew anything about veterinary medicine or had the proper instruments or at least something besides standard carpentry tools. But it’s the thought that counts…
  4. notin
    Why? He’s evil. He lists his hobbies as shaving birds and throwing beer bottles at school children…
  5. notin
    He’d have to prove he came to your house in less than a million pieces. I got your defense and my rates are reasonable…
  6. notin
    With his injury history, you have nothing to fear. Casas could be the subject of headlines like: ”Florida Man Injures Self By Trying Desperately to Not Injure Self” or ”Florida Man Maims Self With Round Rubber Ball, Bleeds Out”….
  7. notin
    There are a couple other solid candidates as well. I wonder how many folks realize Dillon Dingler is second in the AL in fWAR and his teammate and slam dunk ROY Kevin McGonagle is 4th. Sandwiched in between them is Bobby Witt. Junior Caminero is also a good candidate and is tied with Alvarez for the HR lead. But I will say I also didn’t realize the dropoff after Alvarez league-leading BA of .322. No other qualified player in the AL is hitting better than .307 (Chandler Simpson) and only 3 players in the AL are hitting over .300. (Yandy Diaz is the other.)
  8. notin
    He’s nothing special. I would bet against him morphing into Chris Sale after being traded to Atlanta if I could find anyone to wager against. My contention was White was redundant, and I doubted Breslow was thinking “we need a speedy right-handed hitting outfielder with a strong arm, but, and this is important here, absolutely no options.”
  9. notin
    You seem to be very anti-Casas lately. Did he poop in your pool or something?
  10. notin
    Is Whitlock the true secret identity of Florida Man, the world’s least effective but most entertaining superhero? Or is drinking with gators your idea of a typical day for someone in Florida?
  11. notin
    Both have similar OPS’s in August and Yoshida is the worse fielder. But he also has been much better than Duran from April through July…
  12. notin
    Every time you type Casas’ name, one of his liver cells dies…
  13. notin
    Absolutely not. Everyone in AA and AAA is a professional baseball player. This is not true of the players in the SEC..
  14. notin
    No. Adrian Morejon is a must add…
  15. notin
    Bannon needs to be protected…
  16. notin
    Stop attacking those swamp puppies…
  17. notin
    So apparently he and his brother had similar expiration dates?
  18. notin
    Including free agents?
  19. notin
    I assume that was the plan…
  20. notin
    Sorry for knowing how BABIP works…
  21. notin
    Manaea has been OK this year. Were the Mets willing to trade him? He’s under contract for one more year at $25mill. The only SP they traded are both FA after the season. (Technically Holmes has a player option.)
  22. notin
    Done. Also my typing teacher…
  23. notin
    Well those home runs don’t help his BABIP…
  24. notin
    That means they’ve been losing 23.8% of the time. Fire Breslow!
  25. notin
    Miles Mikolas got DFAd today. Problem solved. Unless you want a starter that doesn’t suck. I suppose the MLB debuts of Holobetz and/or Wehunt might happen in the near future…
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