Yankee Fan(Yankeedoduhlus glotus-maximus),
- a rare breed indeed. Although having all the same traits as their cousin " Normal Fan", the Yankee fan has been known to self gratify it's self at an alarming rate. Infact the only time it is known to be at a quiet hibernative stage, is in the beginning of October. Which happens to be about the time, all that self gratifying blows up in there face.
Yankee fans can be seen grazing in fields of hope in mid to late November. It is still unknown where the Yankee fan goes when it hibernates. The Yankee fan cycle may not be like clock work, but a sun dial at the very least. It is usually fairly easy to tell what time of year it is by it's actions alone.