Cocos Disciples

If Beltran comes in, does Soriano DH?

Yankees, 1/40. Jay Z is an innovator, after all. Just kidding, but that would be cool.

This is really nitpicky, but you would really hit Phillips third? He's .271/.315/.412 the last two years. Also this could be fun in NY: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/8/28/4670402/brandon-phillips-interrupts-dusty-bakers-presser-to-curse-out-reporter

Here's what I would do: -Let Ellsbury, Drew and Salty go. -Re-sign Napoli, or Corey Hart if Napoli leaves. -Sign Carlos Ruiz for 2/20. -Sign Ryan Madson for 1/1 with incentives--potential for a good bullpen find here, even though he hasn't pitched since 2011. -Trade Dempster somewhere for salary relief and a mid-level prospect So: C-Ruiz 1B-Napoli 2B-Pedroia SS-Bogaerts 3B-Middlebrooks LF-Nava/Gomes CF-Bradley RF-Victorino DH-Ortiz SP-Lester SP-Buchholz SP-Lackey SP-Peavy SP-Doubront CP-Uehara SU-Tazawa MR-Breslow MR-Workman MR-Madson MR-Morales MR-Miller B-Ross B-Carp B-Holt B-Gomes

To answer the poll, probably everything except the marathon stuff. Including "other," which would be luck, only in the sense that any WS winner needs luck.

I'm still mad at Zito for beating Pedro and Lowe in the 2002 Cy Young race. That was ********.

I live in Maryland and the game is blacked out on MLB.tv. The f***, man. Anyway, I think it's time to get a pitcher of some caliber. Webster really can't start another game, at least until September, and the bullpen is getting taxed hardcore. Also yes I still exist.

Hi guys.

heh

Yeah, he's a backup catcher, so that's it. It allows Lavarnway to get more PT. Also, maybe wait until we know who the player is. PTBNLs actually do turn into players.

I don't see this series going well.

I'll be there.

That's not fair. I go to a dozen games a year, don't sing Sweet Caroline, don't do the wave, and I think I'd consider myself a fan.

Sorry about missing the GT folks. It's been a s***** week. Cody Ross is a BAMF.