4/14 vs Tampon Bay

[Thunder]

Alright, alright, alright. These blowholes we're forced to call the Rays are limping into Fenway Park just how we like it. After taking care of business down in their shithole ballpark in greater Tampon Bay, taking two of three from Satan themselves, then 3 of 4 from Toronto's least favorite sports team (their only win this season), they go to New Yahk and get swept by those same Satanic individuals. Now, on this double holiday weekend, they come here for 4. Kevin "Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah" thinks he knows what he's doing as manager, but both him and his pitching coach, Jim "I got a massive Hickey" are clueless f*** faces. What other team would start Kevin Queermaier, Brad "I'm too much of a douche to wear batting gloves" Miller, and Evan "I only act like a dick because I don't give any" Longoria and pretend to contend. Let's knock these fakers out of the water.

 

 

RHP Chris "Every time I face the Red Sox I lose and it makes me want to cry to my mommy" Archer (1-0, 2.45) vs RHP Rick "Oh my god, these f***ers made me wait for my 20th win last year... Now it's time for payback" Porcello (1-0, 4.38)

 

 

If you didn't get the Kevin Cash reference, it's a popular meme among us young folk. The inspiration can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAUMhQ9puo

[Spudboy]

lol

[Northern Star]

Just win.

[mvp 78]

Beat the Rays.

 

Hail Satan. \m/

[Thunder]

Win. Dance. Repeat. x2

[mvp 78]

Pedroia 2B,

Benintendi CF,

Betts RF,

Ramirez DH,

Moreland 1B,

Bogaerts SS,

Sandoval 3B,

Young LF,

Leon C

[Wade Boggs]

Pedroia 2B

Benintendi CF

Betts RF

Ramirez DH

Moreland 1B

Bogaerts SS

Sandoval 3B

Young LF

Leon C

[bosoxmal]

Pedroia 2B

Benintendi CF

Betts RF

Ramirez DH

Moreland 1B

Bogaerts SS

Sandoval 3B

Young LF

Leon C

 

VG+

[Kimmi]

I don't hate the Rays as much as I used to when they were managed by Maddon.

 

That said, the Rays just rolled over for the Yankees, which I don't appreciate.

 

We should take at least 3 of 4 in this series.

 

WIN! WIN! WIN!

[Thunder]

Porcello just threw 7 strikes, and Dickerson hit 6 of them foul. That's how you know you suck.

[Kimmi]

I was just reading that it's the 10 year anniversary of the pizza throwing incident.

 

That was hilarious. Reminds me of how much I miss Orsillo

[Kimmi]

Aarrrgghh

[Kimmi]

Come on Rick, get this last out!

[Northern Star]

Porcello giving up a HR is so unlike him...

[NativeBostonian]

Good lord.

[jad]

Yup. Those meatballs right down the middle of the plate are clearly the fault of the umpire.

[Benintendi]

Why the f*** do teams like the Rays and the O's just f***ing lay down and rollover on their backs for the Yankees, but play us every f***ing game like it's a one game playoff to win it all?? I mean what the f***?

[Northern Star]

Porcello giving up 2 HRs is so unlike him...

[Kimmi]

Not what we needed to see. Stinking Rays, with their makeshift line up.

 

Time to chip away. Let's not wait until the 8th inning tonight.

[NativeBostonian]

I expected Rick to come down to earth a little. But, my God does he suck this season.

[Kimmi]

Why the f*** do teams like the Rays and the O's just f***ing lay down and rollover on their backs for the Yankees, but play us every f***ing game like it's a one game playoff to win it all?? I mean what the f***?

 

Exactly what I'm talking about!

[Kimmi]

On the bright side, I do like Speier's geeky glasses.

[Thunder]

I'm tired of seeing all these 1-2-3 innings. It's like we're a totally different team in the first 5 innings.

[Benintendi]

6-0 already. Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

[Northern Star]

Porcello laboring: 76 pitches through 3.

[Northern Star]

And you know the f***ing Yankees are gonna win tonight.

[jad]

6-0 already. Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

 

Try drugs.

[Northern Star]

Try drugs.

 

[mvp 78]

Wahlbergs on tv, change the channel.

[Northern Star]

Offense is off the hook tonight, imo. Can't expect them to overcome 8 and 6 run deficits served up by the pitchers.