8/29 vs Rays

[Jasonbay44]

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Rick Porcello (17-3, 3.23 ERA)

 

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Matt Andriese (6-5, 3.71 ERA)

 

Its time to stop f***ing around and losing games, especially to this s*** team. WIN.

[User Name]

Porcello better bring his Ace game.

[mvp 78]

At least this series isn't in Tampa. Let's sweep these f***ers.

[Thunder]

Same matchup as the game that got away Wedneday...

 

In Rick we trust. In Farrell we don't. Rays suck. Win. Dance. Repeat.

[Slasher9]

it's a WIN when one of the Killer P's is on the bump.

count it.

[StephenCurry30]

In my boy big dick rick trust

[StephenCurry30]

it's a WIN when one of the Killer P's is on the bump.

count it.

 

I think all of our pitchers have killer P's if you know what I mean *giggle giggle*

[Spudboy]

In my boy big dick rick trust

 

The big dick will prevail tonight.

 

All hail The Big Dick!!!!

[Spudboy]

I think all of our pitchers have killer P's if you know what I mean *giggle giggle*

 

Lovely.

 

Of course this reminds me of a young Spud story.

 

Reggie Smith was playing center field for the Sox and I was sitting behind the visitor's pen in the front of the bleachers. In the middle of the game Smith was moved over to right field directly in front of me.

 

He leaned over and put his hands on his knees as the pitcher went into his wind-up.

 

On display was a huge dong dressed down his right pant leg.

 

Either that or he was carrying a cucumber around with him.

[mvp 78]

Biggus Dickus?

[Wade Boggs]

Lineup....

 

Holt 2B

Bogaerts SS

Ortiz DH

Betts RF

Ramirez 1B

Shaw 3B

Young LF

Leon C

Bradley CF

[mvp 78]

Lineup....

 

Holt 2B

Bogaerts SS

Ortiz DH

Betts RF

Ramirez 1B

Shaw 3B

Young LF

Leon C

Bradley CF

 

Yikes

[Spudboy]

Biggus Dickus?

 

Right down to just above his knee.

[Jasonbay44]

This game thread is off to a great start hahaha

[Station 13]

Big Dick Rick is the best nickname ever.

[Spudboy]

Big Dick Rick is the best nickname ever.

 

I like it.

[Kimmi]

Oye

 

There is no way we are losing this game.

[Wade Boggs]

Koji Uehara likely to be activated by the weekend. That's if all goes well.

 

WEEI.COM

[Kimmi]

Koji Uehara likely to be activated by the weekend. That's if all goes well.

 

WEEI.COM

 

Koji's injury could be a blessing in disguise if he is able to come back well rested and effective.

[Wade Boggs]

Koji's injury could be a blessing in disguise if he is able to come back well rested and effective.

 

I see Joe Kelly and Koji added by the time they are in Oakland. I have this feeling nothing to base it on Koji comes back and pitches respectfully. Joe Kelly is a Hail Mary at this point.

[d-money]

This team better start playing better. Running out of games. Now i have to root for the birds and showalter. Yuck

[Station 13]

Is this a baseball game or something else?

[Jasonbay44]

This team better start playing better. Running out of games. Now i have to root for the birds and showalter. Yuck

 

That's a series where I just hope Sox win and gain on one of these two annoying teams. I don't even care which team wins that matchup.

[Jasonbay44]

Good work by Big Dick

[Jasonbay44]

#30 for Mookie!

[Wade Boggs]

Mookie hammered that one.

[Jasonbay44]

Don't really get why you'd have Hanley try scoring there, was incredibly easy play for Longoria.

[Station 13]

Young, Holt, Shaw, get these a beach ball for practice.

[mvp 78]

Have they saluted any troops yet? My brother in law is supposed to be on the field tonight.

[Jasonbay44]

Damn, I can't believe Leon got thrown out when he was running on the pitch..