I was trying to Google this and mainly got jokes about air bud and Reddit threads. I know dogs can be bat boys in the minor leagues but theoretically, the strike zone is based off height, correct? Would it be legal/unethical to have a wiener dog hit, force a walk and then punch run David Hamilton and have him steal bases? Just trying to think outside the box strategically.
Or theoretically let’s say we sign Sydney Sweeney. Could her good looks possibly distract a pitcher from throwing strikes to again make David Hamilton useful as a pinch runner? If Sydney Sweeney isn’t your cup of tea, you get the point, maybe switch to a different beautiful woman.