5/29 Sox at Texas. WAKE UP!!!!

[SoxHop]

Look at me Medic!!!! Go tell me if that man in the Red Sox away jersey laying there has a pulse.!!!!!!!!........

 

Our resident knuckle baller Steven Wright will attempt to knuckleball his knuckle balling knuckle ball over the plate for k-nuckle strikes.

 

While Texas serves up some lame ass we should have kicked the crap out of last time... Y. Gallardo of the 4 and 6 record.

 

Day two of the Alamo...... ..

[Spudboy]

Gallardo has the ugliest beard since Josh Beckett.

 

Just another good reason to expel him from this game very early.

 

GO SOX!!!!1!!!1

[a700hitter]

Hopefully, Wright will have the knuckleball dancing tonight.

[SoxHop]

Wakefield always had trouble in Texas if I remember correctly. . . I forget why though.

[a700hitter]

Wakefield always had trouble in Texas if I remember correctly. . . I forget why though.

I could never figure out which weather conditions favored the knuckler, whether wind helped or hurt and whether it made a difference if the wind was blowing in or out. Also, he pitched well in domes.

[Thunder]

If this game goes long, we may see a thunderstorm.

 

That won't happen though. WIN!!! (In 9 innings)

[mvp 78]

If this game goes long, we may see a thunderstorm.

 

That won't happen though. WIN!!! (In 9 innings)

 

Thanks Dick Albert!

[Thunder]

Thanks Dick Albert!

 

Please, if anything, call me Reynolds Wolf. He's my favorite meteorologist on The Weather Channel.

[mvp 78]

Please, if anything, call me Reynolds Wolf. He's my favorite meteorologist on The Weather Channel.

 

^ more like Jim Cantore amirite

[Thunder]

^ more like Jim Cantore amirite

 

No. You're not right.

[Kimmi]

One down, 7 or more to go in our minimum 8 game winning streak.

 

Don't stop now team, we've only just begun.

 

Let's do it!

[Thunder]

On a side note, I thought Peguero did pretty well last night. About what I would expect from him on a good day.

[mvp 78]

Porcello Porcello Porcello Porcello Porcello

[Spudboy]

Porcello Porcello Porcello Porcello Porcello

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!1!!

 

Don't forget to trade Perdoia!!!

[Spudboy]

I just toasted Steven Wright with my Porch Rocker.

 

Here is to not s***ing all over yourself tonight.

[Spudboy]

Yowza. Two Ks already.

[mvp 78]

Damnit Porcello!!!

[User Name]

Swihart getting dat wood

[Station 13]

Blake hits linedrives. That's all he does.

[Station 13]

Castillo been a disapointment.

[Spudboy]

Somebody puts some lines down for Hamilton.

[NativeBostonian]

Why did they Angels give him away?

[Station 13]

Why pitch to Hamilton? He swings at anything close.

[Northern Star]

Why did they Angels give him away?

 

Because they had realized how much they overpaid him and how much he stunk. Course, leave it to the Red Sox to make him look good.

[Station 13]

Cocaine is hellevua drug, wouldn't you agree, Josh? Edited May 30, 2015 by Station 13

[Northern Star]

Castillo been a disapointment.

 

At least he came cheap.

[Northern Star]

Somebody puts some lines down for Hamilton.

 

[mvp 78]

Boop boop

[User Name]

That 5th run looking huge right now.

[User Name]

Robinson Chirinos is in-his-prime Pujols against this team.

 

This team blows.