5.4 vs Rays

[Northern Star]

Clay vs OdorEaters.

 

Hold 'em Buchholz.

[Northern Star]

Rays:

 

Kevin Your Parents Must Be So Proud CF

Music Man RF

James Phoney 1B

Eva Longoria 3B

Jesus Christ LF

Loganberry 2B

Not Miguel So Who Cares SS

Will that be all, Milady? DH

Rene Can't Think of Anything Humorous C

 

Red Sox

 

Betts CF

Pedey 2B

Papi DH

HanRam LF (sort of)

Panda 3B

Napoli 1B

Holt RF

X Man SS

Leon C

[Northern Star]

OdorEaters 2-2, 2.41 ERA

Bucholz 1-3 5.76

 

Whichever Bucholz shows up tonight, we're f***ed. Even if he pitches a gem it just plays into the pattern of inconsistency and we'll still be waiting round for the next start to see if the other shoe drops (someone has to tell me what that even means).

[Thunder]

May the 4th be with you tonight:

 

Sox:

Da Mookster CF

L.A.S.E.R. 2B

Only one left from '04 DH

Needs a better helmet LF

Playing in the Sand....oval 3B

Time to heat it up 1B

RF

Ex SS

The Lion Man C

 

On Da Hill: Buck Coals

 

T.B.:

Queermaier CF

Souzzza RF

Looney 1B

Cocky Douchebag 3B

His name means "of Jesus" LF

4sythe 2B

Too many Cabreras in this league SS

Buttler DH

Yo momma's so cool she named you Rene, and you're a boy C

 

On Da Hill: Odor Easy

[Thunder]

Rays:

 

Kevin Your Parents Must Be So Proud CF

Music Man RF

James Phoney 1B

Eva Longoria 3B

Jesus Christ LF

Loganberry 2B

Not Miguel So Who Cares SS

Will that be all, Milady? DH

Rene Can't Think of Anything Humorous C

 

Red Sox

 

Betts CF

Pedey 2B

Papi DH

HanRam LF (sort of)

Panda 3B

Napoli 1B

Holt RF

X Man SS

Leon C

 

Lineups are my job.

[Northern Star]

May the 4th be with you tonight:

 

Sox:

Da Mookster CF

L.A.S.E.R. 2B

Only one left from '04 DH

Needs a better helmet LF

Playing in the Sand....oval 3B

Time to heat it up 1B

RF

Ex SS

The Lion Man C

 

On Da Hill: Buck Coals

 

T.B.:

Queermaier CF

Souzzza RF

Looney 1B

Cocky Douchebag 3B

His name means "of Jesus" LF

4sythe 2B

Too many Cabreras in this league SS

Buttler DH

Yo momma's so cool she named you Rene, and you're a boy C

 

On Da Hill: Odor Easy

 

I'll do the jokes, thank you.

[Northern Star]

Lineups are my job.

 

Not in my thread they're not.

[Spudboy]

A win would be nice.

 

Many boos were heard as Kelly left the game last night.

 

I hope that Laptop does not hear any.

 

GO SOX!!!11!!1

[Northern Star]

And then NS and Thunder got into a huge fistfight and missed the game.

[Northern Star]

Decided I can't take the WEEI ads any more, gonna see what the Rays broadcast gives me.

[Northern Star]

that was a f***ing strike.

[Northern Star]

"Rays are having trouble scoring runs"

 

Well, just wait about 20-30 minutes....

[SoxnCycles]

Good job with the GT start.

 

And a good start for Clay.

 

Sox are gonna win this one.

[Northern Star]

wat

[NativeBostonian]

He's done for a while...

[SoxnCycles]

Crappy fielding or not, we can't afford to lose Ramirez.

[Northern Star]

awesome.

[NativeBostonian]

There goes our only offense

[Bellhorn04]

Whichever Bucholz shows up tonight, we're f***ed. Even if he pitches a gem it just plays into the pattern of inconsistency and we'll still be waiting round for the next start to see if the other shoe drops (someone has to tell me what that even means).

 

A common experience of tenement living and other similar style housing in New York City (and other cities) during the manufacturing boom of the late 19th and early 20th century. Apartments were built similar in design with one's bedroom under another's. Thus, it was normal to hear a neighbor removing shoes and hearing them hit the floor above. As one shoe made a sound hitting the floor, the expectation for the other shoe to make a similar sound was created.

[NativeBostonian]

I'd rather play with 8 guys then see craig out there.

[Bigemu23]

Think it might have been his shoulder? Or his arm?

[RedSoxNC84]

Well f***.

[SoxnCycles]

And that was a catch, you dopes!

[Northern Star]

A common experience of tenement living and other similar style housing in New York City (and other cities) during the manufacturing boom of the late 19th and early 20th century. Apartments were built similar in design with one's bedroom under another's. Thus, it was normal to hear a neighbor removing shoes and hearing them hit the floor above. As one shoe made a sound hitting the floor, the expectation for the other shoe to make a similar sound was created.

 

Thanks

[redsoxrules]

Great, it looks serious.

[Northern Star]

That's an error?? ********.

[NativeBostonian]

That would have been a catch in the NFL.

[Northern Star]

Good idea pitching to Evan.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Buttholz

[Northern Star]

This ******* ump isn't giving Clay the outside corner.