4/19 vs. Baltimore

[Youk Of The Nation]

Game time 1:35 PM, so I'm starting this thread.

 

 

Just win.

[User Name]

Good YOTN. We need strong mojo. While your mojo is definitely inferior to mine (as you are inferior to me in general with perhaps the exception of haiku-writing ability), I trust the power of your mojo for today.

 

Prediction mojo: 5-3 Red Sox.

[Palodios]

Good YOTN. We need strong mojo. While your mojo is definitely inferior to mine (as you are inferior to me in general with perhaps the exception of haiku-writing ability).

 

And the sonnets. Oh man, sonnet week was hilarious.

[User Name]

And the sonnets. Oh man, sonnet week was hilarious.

 

True. He should bring that back.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You are both incorrect. It was neither haikus nor sonnets; it was limericks.

[SeanJohn93]

I wrote a sonnet once a few years ago in high school and made my high school teacher cry

[mvp 78]

With YOTN's legit mojo, we will have won the first four series. Guess that pitching will be good enough to be competitive, eh?

[mvp 78]

I wrote a sonnet once a few years ago in high school and made my high school teacher cry

 

It was titled Mrs Brown is the reason her parents divorced...

[Youk Of The Nation]

I wrote a sonnet once a few years ago in high school and made my high school teacher cry

 

It was that bad, huh?

[d-money]

Pitching is awful. Next time throw the ball inside on Adam f***ing jones

[Bellhorn04]

Hanley being Manly.

[SeanJohn93]

It was that bad, huh?

 

It was that good haha

[Spudboy]

You are both incorrect. It was neither haikus nor sonnets; it was limericks.

 

There once was a man from Boston. He drove down to the cape in an Austin. He had room for his ass, a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out so he lost 'em.

 

For the young people here who don't know what an Austin is, it was an Austin Healey. A British sports car.

[User Name]

You are both incorrect. It was neither haikus nor sonnets; it was limericks.

 

But you did do haikus for a while some time ago. Although limericks were indeed presented some time after.

[Palodios]

Porcello has thrown each of the last three batters pitches directly in the center of the strikezone. Finally Flaherty caught up with one.

[SeanJohn93]

get on the phone ben

[d-money]

The pitching is horrible

[NativeBostonian]

This team would be good if the starting pitching wasn't so bad.

[Spudboy]

It's just the second inning. Two dingers is not good but he may improve. The O's are an aggressive team.

[Station 13]

It's just the second inning. Two dingers is not good but he may improve. The O's are an aggressive team.

 

Why pitch down the middle to a free swinging team? Porcello is torch everytime he does that.

[NativeBostonian]

Longball almost killed him again.

[d-money]

Flaherty? This guy is all over the place.

[d-money]

They gave this guy an extension for this crap.

[NativeBostonian]

They gave this guy an extension for this crap.

 

Without him pitching in a Red Sox jersey.

[d-money]

Our pitchers have a problem getting past 6 innings. Porcello lucked out there.

[User Name]

God some of you are little bitches.

[Palodios]

Complainers going to complain. Porcello threw an 8 IP gem last week against a World Series contender, apparently that doesn't matter because he gave up a bad home run today.

[d-money]

Complainers going to complain. Porcello threw an 8 IP gem last week against a World Series contender, apparently that doesn't matter because he gave up a bad home run today.

 

Cant have that f***ing inconsistency.

[Palodios]

Cant have that f***ing inconsistency.

 

3 runs does not make a bad game, or a pitcher inconsistent.

[d-money]

Not getting the job done with risp. Betts is in a little slump