4/6 At Philly

[mvp 78]

Clay Vs Cole

162-0 Vs 0-162

 

s*** just got real.

[BornToRun]

You filthy sonofabitch. I was going to make this thread on Zombie Jesus Day so I could take credit for our out of the gate winning streak. You thieving bastard.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'm so excited for baseball I can barely wait until the Cubs/Cardinals game tonight. WOOO BASEBALLLL

[BornToRun]

i'm so excited for baseball i can barely wait until the cubs/cardinals game tonight. Wooo baseballll

 

muricuh', f*** yeah!

[mvp 78]

You filthy sonofabitch. I was going to make this thread on Zombie Jesus Day so I could take credit for our out of the gate winning streak. You thieving bastard.

 

I waited until less than 24 hours to go you lazy cock sucker.

[BornToRun]

I waited until less than 24 hours to go you lazy cock sucker.

 

I will slap your face off of your face.

[Spudboy]

muricuh', f*** yeah!

 

Matt Damon

[Youk Of The Nation]

I will slap your face off of your face.

 

Ahh, spring. The first flower buds, the first crisp rays of sunlight lancing down from the cloudy sky, the first wildly exaggerated TalkSox gamethread threat. As the world turns, so our lives return to these glorious moments.

[BornToRun]

Ahh, spring. The first flower buds, the first crisp rays of sunlight lancing down from the cloudy sky, the first wildly exaggerated TalkSox gamethread threat. As the world turns, so our lives return to these glorious moments.

 

You forgot the part about me sitting outside your window with binoculars and "You Belong With Me" playing through headphones as I watch you undress, cherishing every moment.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You forgot the part about me sitting outside your window with binoculars and "You Belong With Me" playing through headphones as I watch you undress, cherishing every moment.

 

I've already started Windexing, I hope you appreciate the effort.

[User Name]

What the actual f***? (Take some pictures and email them to me BTR)

[Kimmi]

This is a most interesting game thread, one unlike any I've ever seen before.

[BornToRun]

What the actual f***? (Take some pictures and email them to me BTR)

 

Will do. He really went above and beyond this year. Dude's almost completely hairless, it's like looking at a shiny white fire hydrant.

[mvp 78]

This is a most interesting game thread, one unlike any I've ever seen before.

 

Just wait until Dojji chimes in with his Daniel Nava fan-fiction. Ou la la...

[mvp 78]

Will do. He really went above and beyond this year. Dude's almost completely hairless, it's like looking at a shiny white fire hydrant.

 

Knobby or no?

[User Name]

Knobby or no?

 

This ain't even gold, it's platinum

[Thunder]

For the record, I would have been a supporter of a BTR GT.

[BornToRun]

For the record, I would have been a supporter of a BTR GT.

 

This guy gets it.

[mvp 78]

This guy gets it.

 

If you're on Thunder's side, you got more problems than I realized.

[BornToRun]

If you're on Thunder's side, you got more problems than I realized.

 

I have plenty of privileged white guy first world problems, being supported by my constituents is not among them.

[Thunder]

If you're on Thunder's side, you got more problems than I realized.

 

I'm not sure how to react to this.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Will do. He really went above and beyond this year. Dude's almost completely hairless, it's like looking at a shiny white fire hydrant.

 

The trick is to use olive oil instead of shaving cream, but if you've been spying through my windows you already know that.

[mvp 78]

I'm not sure how to react to this.

 

Weren't you banned from making GTs for a whole year?

[Thunder]

Weren't you banned from making GTs for a whole year?

 

That was last year. This year is a clean slate.

[mvp 78]

That was last year. This year is a clean slate.

 

Yes, but it means your opinion on who should and should not make GTs is skewed.

[Youk Of The Nation]

At the risk of inciting further arguments, I would have been happy with (and had honestly expected) BTR mojo to start the season. I also didn't expect the first GT until tomorrow morning.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yes, but it means your opinion on who should and should not make GTs is skewed.

 

Thunder's opinion of anything is skewed. He's like sixteen years old; his opinions aren't even fully developed yet. They'll come in with his training bra.

[BornToRun]

At the risk of inciting further arguments, I would have been happy with (and had honestly expected) BTR mojo to start the season. I also didn't expect the first GT until tomorrow morning.

 

No argument is forthcoming. I'll be here to pick up after MVP when his inadequate mojo inevitably peters out and goes flaccid.

[mvp 78]

At the risk of inciting further arguments, I would have been happy with (and had honestly expected) BTR mojo to start the season. I also didn't expect the first GT until tomorrow morning.

 

Sorry to disappoint everyone.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Sorry to disappoint everyone.

 

Oh, don't worry. To disappoint people they first have to have positive expectations.