9/7 @ Yankees

[Brennan]

And I whole heartedly hope the yankees enjoy looking up and seeing the Oriole's ass for the rest of the season, I only wish it were possible for them to fall below the Jays as well.

[Youk Of The Nation]

So, wait, my math skills are kind of fuzzy, can the Yankees still sweep?

[BornToRun]

Great win. I can't help it if I get nervous, I have a lot of yankee fan friends and family members. I just have too many bad memories. Didn't mean to s*** on anyone's good time, I'll try better to bite my tongue.

 

Don't sweat it. More my problem than yours.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Who likes my new signature?

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

*Raises hand*

[mvp 78]

Nope, Yanks can't get out of that albatross contract that easy.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I like mvp's signature even better. This was a good day for siggable quotes.

[SoxFanForsyth]

So, wait, my math skills are kind of fuzzy, can the Yankees still sweep?

 

hey man. I dunno. the yankees are unpredictable, so probably.

[mvp 78]

hey man. I dunno. the yankees are unpredictable, so probably.

 

The Yankees could really do anything with the way they're playing right now. They could win out and make the playoffs, lose out and execute Susie Waldman, or something in between. Anything could happen.

[VA Sox Fan]

The Yankees could really do anything with the way they're playing right now. They could win out and make the playoffs, lose out and execute Susie Waldman, or something in between. Anything could happen.

 

Throw in Sterling and I'm all for it. What an embarrassment they both are.

[Youk Of The Nation]

John Sterling is the worst person in the history of ever. If I was trapped in a room with Sterling, Hitler, a hungry bear, and a gun with three bullets, I'd shoot Hitler once, shoot the bear in both legs, and then use Sterling to beat the bear to death.

[Thunder]

I swear Sterling has something wrong with him in the head.

[VA Sox Fan]

John Sterling is the worst person in the history of ever. If I was trapped in a room with Sterling, Hitler, a hungry bear, and a gun with three bullets, I'd shoot Hitler once, shoot the bear in both legs, and then use Sterling to beat the bear to death.

 

I'd wound Hitler and Sterling with gunshots and then let the bear take care of them both!

[BornToRun]

I'd wound Hitler and Sterling with gunshots and then let the bear take care of them both!

 

I'd put one round in Hitler's head, knee cap Sterling with the other 2, and then lock him in the room while I ride the bear like a steed.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'd put one round in Hitler's head, knee cap Sterling with the other 2, and then lock him in the room while I ride the bear like a steed.

 

Hmm, a slow death for Sterling by gangrene and starvation plus a chance to ride a bear around town like a Russian crime lord. I like the way you think.

[redsoxrules]

Yankees are not out of it yet. There only 3 games behind the Rays who are losing a lot lately.

[Thunder]

Yankees are not out of it yet. There only 3 games behind the Rays who are losing a lot lately.

 

O's and Guardians are currently 1.5 behind the Rays and 1.5 ahead of the Yanks.

 

Oh man, my aunt lives in Cleveland, and they really love Tito out there. I want the Guardians to sneak into the WC spot.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Yankees are not out of it yet. There only 3 games behind the Rays who are losing a lot lately.

 

No, but it is nice seeing them in this situation.

[User Name]

I just got a PM from Jacko asking me let y'all know he won't be around tomorrow. Tomorrow he's packing all of his dildos, beads, ball gags and strap-ons. There's a buttload (hehe) of that stuff and it's going to take him all day.

[Thunder]

Mariners up 4-2 in sixth. Longoria just homered to put the Rays on the board.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Is he raiding YOTN's house or something?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

After the Braves loss the Sox have the best record in the majors.

[Thunder]

After the Braves loss the Sox have the best record in the majors.

 

Keep in mind that we've played more games than everyone in the league. Not sure how that happened.

[redsoxrules]

Rays lost again. Tigers also lost so they pick up a game there for home field advantage.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Boston Red Sox, ruining AL East teams chances at the playoffs one series at a time. With the way the Sox are playing and how s***** the Rays are doing, they might have to invent a mercy rule.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Is he raiding YOTN's house or something?

 

My stash has a lot less dildos and beads and a lot more handcuffs and whips.

[a700hitter]

How far did Bogaerts HR go? I missed it.

[Station 13]

How far did Bogaerts HR go? I missed it.

 

443'

 

2nd longest at the toilet this year.

[a700hitter]

443'

 

2nd longest at the toilet this year.

I watched the replay. What a bomb-a-rooski!

[Beaneater]

I watched the replay. What a bomb-a-rooski!

 

I just watched all 4 HRs from yesterday. Naps is smoking. He's got that Beltre-esque thing of going down on the back knee when he takes a big cut. Gomes' swing looks like barely controlled violence. It's not pretty, but when it connects, ouch. Bogaerts, though... that swing looked almost nonchalant. I mean, there was lots of bat speed through the zone, but it didn't look like he was muscling up or anything. And that ball just went and went and went. And then went some more.

 

Second longest HR at Yankee Stadium this year, eh? And that's our AAA shortshop, suckas!

 

Beautiful to see us beating the Yanks with so many farmhands contributing: Bogaerts, Brooksie, Bradley, Lavarnway...

 

Only one thing left: Bogaerts and Bradley have got to see how much of a beard they can grow from here on out.