5/27 Papelbon's homecoming

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

There's two things you don't do with me, brah.

 

1. Diss my future wife

2. Talk s*** about the Saltylicious Locks of Awesomeness.

 

You shut your whore mouth.

 

1) You're wife is not just ugly, but her music sucks, and she's not even top 20 hottest girl celebrities. Ha, bitch! *middle finger emoji*

 

2) f*** Salty. He fails at everything, and his hair fails the most.

 

f*** your club Don't call me "brah", brah. You don't meet the requirements.

[BornToRun]

Have you been reading my signature?

 

That and a lot of other posts. Things are more relaxed and we are all more focused on bitchslapping Jacko than arguing with each other.

[italstallianion]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

1) You're wife is not just ugly, but her music sucks, and she's not even top 20 hottest girl celebrities. Ha, bitch! *middle finger emoji*

 

2) f*** Salty. He fails at everything, and his hair fails the most.

 

f*** your club Don't call me "brah", brah. You don't meet the requirements.

 

 

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND BUDDY!!!!!

[BornToRun]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

1) You're wife is not just ugly, but her music sucks, and she's not even top 20 hottest girl celebrities. Ha, bitch! *middle finger emoji*

 

2) f*** Salty. He fails at everything, and his hair fails the most.

 

f*** your club Don't call me "brah", brah. You don't meet the requirements.

 

I'll have you drawn and quartered for this, BRAH!

 

What are you gonna do about it, bitch?

[Thunder]

That and a lot of other posts. Things are more relaxed and we are all more focused on bitchslapping Jacko than arguing with each other.

 

Definitely. I noticed it on Opening Day.

[Thunder]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

1) You're wife is not just ugly, but her music sucks, and she's not even top 20 hottest girl celebrities. Ha, bitch! *middle finger emoji*

 

2) f*** Salty. He fails at everything, and his hair fails the most.

 

f*** your club Don't call me "brah", brah. You don't meet the requirements.

 

Pay close attention to me sonny boy. I have charm.

[BornToRun]

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND BUDDY!!!!!

 

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[BornToRun]

Pay close attention to me sonny boy. I have charm.

 

Indeed you do. And dashing good looks to match.

 

Don't ask me how I know that.

[italstallianion]

While I'm generally not a fan of T-Swizzle's appearance (or music), I remember seeing an article on Yahoo about her without makeup and she looked legit attractive in it. Def smashworthy imo.

[Thunder]

Indeed you do. And dashing good looks to match.

 

How would you know?:dunno:

I'm asking anyway.

[italstallianion]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

 

 

YOU'RE NOT MY GUY PAL!!!

 

 

inb4 Palodios responds...

[BornToRun]

How would you know?:dunno:

I'm asking anyway.

 

I'm friends with Obama. He lets me borrow the CIA on the weekends. I was actually supposed to be in the room watching when Bin Laden got capped but I got high and just kind of wandered off.

[Palodios]

YOU'RE NOT MY GUY PAL!!!

 

 

inb4 Palodios responds...

 

I'M EVERYONE'S PAL, STALL!

[Station 13]

No need to make this interesting , Aceves.

[italstallianion]

I'M EVERYONE'S PAL, STALL!

 

That reminds me of South Park when the kids ask Mexicans to write "Essays" on a book so the Mexicans write their homies about the book they read.

[Station 13]

WTF is his pitch count this inning?

[Station 13]

Save his bacon again.

[BornToRun]

Did just Ace just smile?

[RabbitIYH]

Did just Ace just smile?

 

He can. This game could be a lot closer than it is.

[italstallianion]

All luck aside that was a pretty good outing for Aceves, especially as a spot start for Buchholz. I'll take 6 innings 1 run from him (and just about every starter) anytime.

[Standing Room]

Aceves still hasn't allowed five runs. Send him back out there next inning.

[Beaneater]

So is Ace stretched out enough to attempt another inning, or do we pat him (very carefully) on the back and thank him for a nice start?

[Beaneater]

Gah! Just noticed how late it is here. I've got a big day tomorrow and I should have been in bed two hours ago. I'll leave this 7-run lead in your capable hands, folks.

[BornToRun]

So is Ace stretched out enough to attempt another inning, or do we pat him (very carefully) on the back and thank him for a nice start?

 

He's probably done.

[RabbitIYH]

Gah! Just noticed how late it is here. I've got a big day tomorrow and I should have been in bed two hours ago. I'll leave this 7-run lead in your capable hands, folks.

Ah, I know how this feels man, I really do.

[Bellhorn04]

Salty just hugged Aceves and patted him on the back. Damn what a clubhouse we have this year!

[mvp 78]

So is Ace stretched out enough to attempt another inning, or do we pat him (very carefully) on the back and thank him for a nice start?

 

Two walks in the 6th. No reason to try to make it a close game. Maybe send him out until he allows a baserunner?

[Bellhorn04]

Aceves is done. Salty gave him the good game hug.

[BornToRun]

Nap bomb to put the last nail in the coffin.

[Thunder]

I'm friends with Obama. He lets me borrow the CIA on the weekends. I was actually supposed to be in the room watching when Bin Laden got capped but I got high and just kind of wandered off.

 

Hmm.... Seems believable.<_>