2013 Yankees in-game thread

[Northern Star]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/11/11-9-08-captain_obvious.jpg

 

^Jacko's business card. Just add an M.D somewhere in there.

 

M.D. = mostly dense.

[jacksonianmarch]

Well, I stuck a fork in this season a long time ago, but like that guy in Monty Python, they aren't dead yet. It's not because they deserve it, more because nobody seems to want the last WC slot. But I'll say this. When you're home against your biggest rival in September, 3 games out of a PO spot, you cannot blow a save then the game and follow it up with blowing a 5 run lead. Either the team is gassed, their leadership is broken, or they just aren't very good. I'm gonna go with all 3. The first game was a chance for Nova to stake a claim as the ace heading into 2014. He didn't. Mo had a shot to show he still had it, yet he didn't. Last night, our offense stayed potent, but inexplicably, we give the ball to a new convert to the pen and allow him the opportunity to put 4 runners on base. That shows terrible execution and judgement. We have 40 guys who are allowed to play in these games, no reason to have to throw the Hail Mary when up by 5. It's how the season has been. Build up to something positive only to see a massive disappointment. They don't deserve it

[User Name]

Boo-yah!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

But did the Yankees win last night f***o?

[User Name]

Hey Jacko:

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/aaIBubS.jpg

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/gay_baseball_players-12405.jpg

 

The series in a picture

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Since the Yankees have no chance at winning the division, it's time we start the countdown until they're eliminated from the division.

 

http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/r/R/nyc080106_164.jpg

[mvp 78]

Boo-yah!

 

Boo-yah!

 

Boo-yah!

 

!!!!!

[jacksonianmarch]

It's time for Jeter to hang EM up. The ankle isn't healing, and seeing him like this is hurting his legacy

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/elite-daily-derek-jeter-ankle-injury.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vr9000hY1r72u6ko1_500.gif

http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920eaf5fa6010eaffb99c438bf/thumbnail_27731.jpg

MY LEG! MY LEG! lmaooo

[SoxFanForsyth]

Since the Yankees have no chance at winning the division, it's time we start the countdown until they're eliminated from the division.

 

http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/r/R/nyc080106_164.jpg

 

I very much like this.

[Youk Of The Nation]

The best part is, each number represents an elderly or dead guy who could still help the Yankees more than the guys they have now.

[Thunder]

Since the Yankees have no chance at winning the division, it's time we start the countdown until they're eliminated from the division.

 

http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/r/R/nyc080106_164.jpg

 

Do this until they're eliminated from division title contention.

[Thunder]

The best part is, each number represents an elderly or dead guy who could still help the Yankees more than the guys they have now.

 

When we get to number 2, Jeter won't be included in that. He meets the elderly requirement, but not the productiveness requirement.

[Youk Of The Nation]

The only single digit numbers missing from the countdown will be 2 and 6, but I think we should use a picture of Jeter for 2 anyways, because haha why not.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

The only single digit numbers missing from the countdown will be 2 and 6, but I think we should use a picture of Jeter for 2 anyways, because haha why not.

 

Derek on the floor will definitely be number 2, Joe Torre number 6. I got it all planned out along with

 

http://mlblogsbombersbeat.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/champagne20on20ice.jpg

 

Gotta keep it cold somehow.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

I won't be able to post the magic number until nearly midnight if the Yankees lose. No one better post it, or I'll stab you. Seriously, don't do it. My idea, get your own.

[User Name]

I wasn't going to do it, but since you're telling me i can't, now i will. Come at me bro.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Miami isn't too far from the DR. I'll be over there real quick, try me.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Nobody else do it or I'll ban you. How's that?

[Thunder]

Nobody else do it or I'll ban you. How's that?

 

I already got one thing on the line.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

You da bomb YOTN.

[Thunder]

That guy is going to be in earshot of me today. Yikes.

[Youk Of The Nation]

That guy is going to be in earshot of me today. Yikes.

 

Actually, I won't. I have to stay at home, unfortunately, so no FGL concert for me.

[Thunder]

Actually, I won't. I have to stay at home, unfortunately, so no FGL concert for me.

 

Good. Traffic might have killed you.

[User Name]

Nobody else do it or I'll ban you. How's that?

 

Yeah RSFFL if someone else does it you'll get banned! (The magic of words)

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Well, lets see you try it out then. See how that works out

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yeah RSFFL if someone else does it you'll get banned! (The magic of words)

 

The magic of words what? Also, you forgot a comma.

 

I can do this all day. BRING IT ON!

 

*loads crossbow with hyphens, sharpens parentheses*

[User Name]

Just know that if i do it YOTN won't ban me. He will have harsh words for me and will likely delete my post. To save him the trouble and avoid being on my partner-in-quips' bad graces, i will allow you the pleasure of posting silly pictures with numbers.

[User Name]

The magic of words what? Also, you forgot a comma.

 

I can do this all day. BRING IT ON!

 

*loads crossbow with hyphens, sharpens parentheses*

 

I also forgot the period. HA!