I assumed he was referring to board members -- and our own diminished baseball skills: typing quips, resisting remotes, spectating with both eyes closed...
Re. MLB batting woes -- the infestation of sweepers calls for adjustments contrary to the approach that landed most ballplayers in the majors. The hardest thing to do in sports is hit a baseball, but anyone who makes it has to be able to hit a fastball. However, adjusting to other types of pitching determines how long they'll actually stay in the big leagues.
The answer to connecting with offspeed junk or even sharp breaking stuff isn't to try to hit farther or even harder. If I still had my peak hand-eye coordination and muscle mass, I'd be looking at long, daily BP offerings, watching spins, and cutting down my swing with a focus on sweet spots and the opposite field... taking the breaking the other way.