Wasn't it you, Irish, who always blamed Bloom for taking the middle fork in the road every deadline? And wasn't it MVP, your nemesis (nemebro?), just now agreeing with you -- in an abstract albeit simplified way?
And it is me, right here and now, who says no GM/CBO should ever be allowed to eat or serve lunch with or to his conference room full of Assistant Presidents of Vice, with anything called a spork. As a matter of fact, everyone should be banned from ever eating or cooking (nuking or even stirring at high temps with plastic utensils) with plastic, or storing anything edible in toxic containers or bags or wrap.
The world should've listened to post-Beatles John Lennon, warning us all when he named his new group Plastic Oh No! Band. Luckily, Jimmy Page was listening, and invented Heavy Metal.