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  1. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    The worst part is that the Monstah was just a hatchling when first born, scrambling towards a tavern on Lansdowne Street like a baby turtle trying to reach water before getting picked off by a bird -- and Red Sox batters still couldn't hit a ball over its head.
  2. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Or backhand. They could toss reverse spins like slow-pitch softballers and save their arms for a season that matters. The least they can do is try out some of those pitches in BP to guys like Durbin and Masa to see if they can reach the wall. It would make everyone feel good about being pro athletes.
  3. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Young guys like Casas and Anthony idolized Colon when he played for the Red Sox because he landed on the IL for swinging too hard.
  4. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Those 1934 Red Sox actually finished .500 but 24 games out of first place. Here's a list of some of their players who had zero home runs: Dick Porter, Mel Almada, Gordie Hinkle, Lou Legett and Skinny Graham. They even had a guy named Judge with nada HRs. His first name was Joe (rhymes with No). It gets worse. Those '34 Sox had a Hall of Fame catcher named Rick Ferrell who hit one homer. His little brother, Wes, a pitcher for Boston that year, cranked four 4-baggers (and would lead the family with 38 career bombs to bro's 28).
  5. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Imagine the thread if any one of us made the majors and hit exactly one home run: But it was off a position player... He was wearing a big league uniform... It still doesn't really count... It's really on my stat page on baseball reference and can never be erased... You're just senile, old and retired. I'm just tired; retired means you're tired again. Baseball old is over 32.
  6. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    The Sox haven't won more than 3 games in a row all year, but if they can just get hot with one 5-game winning streak, then... they'll only be 5 games below .500!
  7. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Durbin's up to .190, baby! Only 16 points below the Storyline... ... or 18 points below the Duranline... ... or 19 below the Narvaezline. Such batting averages are why the Boston Doormats -- last in the league in runs scored -- can't afford to trade any of the Big Three: because Anthony, Mayer and Campbell are all hitting in the .220s! (KC's even doing it in WOO!). Red Sox fan, fear not the Sophomore Jinx; in another year you'll be renting a tux for the Junior Prom!
  8. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    The big mouth fan he knew who lives in his mom's basement.
  9. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    I keep repeating this and he keeps repeating lost challenges. And some posters said he couldn't repeat being clutch -- but how about for the other side?
  10. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    In Bob Gibson's best season, when he won the Cy Young and NL MVP in 1968, he pitched for the defending world champions. Three of his position player teammates finished 4th, 6th and 7th in the MVP voting. His shortstop also received MVP votes and won the Gold Glove, while his second baseman made the All-Star team. Two other guys were 1-2 in the previous year's MVP voting. The final starting regular was a two-time MVP who set the single season record for home runs. There were six Hall of Famers, including the manager, on that St. Louis pennant winner, when Gibson set the all-time record for lowest ERA of 1.12... and he lost nine games. The question is would Gibson even win nine games for the 2026 Red Sox? Those '68 Cardinals had six position players with at least 28 career WAR. Right now Boston has maybe six average big leaguers on the roster (1B, the OF, and a few utility men).
  11. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Don't worry, when Romy comes back, his bat will be better than anyone else's we would have to trade valuable resources to get, lied Sam. And Roman and Casas will amp up the offense when they return -- as long as they don't swing as hard as they can or they might end up back on the IL for the rest of the decade.
  12. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    I blame the Pitching and Defense. The Red Sox are 2-25 when they score 2 runs or less. That means the mound staff and D just haven't won enough 2-1 and 1-0 games like they were supposed to -- according to the holy master plan of the ex-pitchers who assembled this unfit unit. The ex-pitchers who even after retiring as players still have an obvious disdain for deciduous trees like ash, maple and Old Hickory, dammit.
  13. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    The smartest guy in the room is one who listens to others' opinions and actually values their input -- especially those closer to the scenes at lower levels or advanced scouting or bird-dogging that builds relationships with potential draft picks or international signees and their families and coaches -- and trusts the veteran wisdom and instincts of a consensus before making personnel decisions.
  14. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Or even Dickie Betts. You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day.
  15. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Geez, I hope not. Swinging that thing too hard might put him on the IL like Ant every few months.
  16. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    If they have a losing record at home all summer they're not getting to the postseason. But even if the current top four batters in the lineup do damage, there are going to be plenty of nights when they don't. That's when someone with longball muscles can change the game with one swing (I know, we've got loads of guys who can incinerate rallies with DP grounders or Ks with runners on 3rd, but the one swing being described in my 16-year old head begins thusly: "It's a long drive... if it stays fair...").
  17. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    I don't care how close we are to a wild card. Can we at least win a few series at home, and maybe string together a five-game winning streak before Brez uses his putty knife to smear some compound in the holes in the sheetrock.
  18. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Need something -- two of our top four returning Slugging leaders from last year are on the IL and when they weren't, they were over a hundred points lower than '25 (I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt that injuries were affecting production). And it may be folly to expect either Anthony or Story to return to '25 status when/if they return in '26. Roman has "a Casas injury" -- incurred from doing his job swinging the bat... and Old Man Story has to recover from a hernia op and resume being an elite professional athlete in his 30s. Has anyone here had a hernia op and just tried getting out of bed and walking down the stairs? Let's put it this way: I played hurt all my life with pulls, strains, sprains and fractures, and my double hernia operation was more painful than the actual hernia. Gleybar could help, but he's not going to put this club in contention by himself. If Brez can't trade for a guy who's going to be part of the solution when they intend to go for it again next year, then what's the point? Oh, yeah: make a move to pretend to fans...
  19. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Sandoval "back"? We've never even seen his front. Wait -- Sam Kennedy just spewed that Sandoval will be better than any other starting pitcher the Sox could acquire at the trade deadline. Or maybe he thought it; bet he has already typed it in a prepared statement for when reporters ask why Breslow only added a few DFAed relievers and DHs.
  20. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    I don't know how many fans are truly excited about the Sox qualifying for a really high pick number any more. First, it literally means the Red Sox big league team really stunk that year. And this isn't football or hoop. This entire decade of Red Sox #1 draft picks shows how unreliable the choices are... so far. Yorke, Mayer, Romero, Teel (the one that got Crochet), Witherspoon.. Mayer at #4 was the highest pick Boston has had since the 1960s, and was supposedly rated by many the best overall position player in the 2021 draft (remember, Pitt took Henry Davis #1 because they could sign him, and the next two teams took pitchers). MLB.com gave Mayer the best grade for his hit tool and defense in that entire draft class. Half a decade later, he turned out to be a pretty good fielder. So far. Ready to wait another five years for a really high draft pick to contribute? By then, maybe we should just be happy if he'll complement the next core of Red Sox stars from international signings like Arias, Gonzales and Azocar.
  21. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    They needed both Alonso and Contreras. Still do... .... or name your own righthanded sluggerS. (some posters may think these posts redundant, but others are also right to demand the CBO completes the roster of his MLB team -- whether they're trying to win the World Series or just start a major league batting order for fans who pay to watch a major league batting order).
  22. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Alonso now has more homers than all of Boston's #5 batters combined. Reading the inquiring minds of a foibled fandom, Brez was prepared: "According to our analytics, that fly ball was an anomaly. The trajectory didn't align with projected metrics or even standard units of measurement in regards to the Great Wall of Fenway, which we had to disregard in regards to Alonso, who just didn't align with the starting alignment we were aligning in the offseason. If you feel terribly strongly about our terribly weak offense at home, you should all travel to away games with us to really enjoy our optimized assault in games where you can acquire tickets for good seats that you can actually sit in where you don't have to cross your arms all night at a fraction of the cost of where we always lose."
  23. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    And Don Baylor's elbow. Or hip. Or shin. But not buttock.
  24. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Wonder how many of the others on that list turn a better 3-6-3 DP than WiLL. He's certainly the best we've ever seen in Friday green (here's my stat: those shirts are only two years old).
  25. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    If it is Theo, the Nation is in store for the irony of the administration in the press conference... ... when the president who always lies extolls the virtues of his lifelong good friend named Epstein.
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