Can't you just see all 425 Assistants to the Vice Presidents in a front office meeting nodding, saying, "Now THAT'S the roster continuity we know our fans can root for -- just think of all the season tickets we can sell to loyal rooters of clean jerseys with no faces in them!"
At least Bloom wouldn't have swapped any prospects to nab Romy Gonzalez, the Red Sox' latest prize offseason acquisition. Gonzalez, recently cut by the 101-loss White Sox, has been amazingly consistent: in three seasons in MLB, he has a negative WAR every year. He can't hit (career .222 BA, .600 OPS, 36% K-rate) and can't field (career negative 0.4 dWAR)... but he did go to the University of Miami, same as Alex Cora (rut roh).
The Romdawg's career WBR is -0.8...