Henry just walked into the front office and decreed a complete spending freeze. There'll be no more roster reinforcements, unless from within the org.
Then, the sly investor looked at all 33 assistant VPs and gophers in the room, picked out the most athletic-looking two dozen, and told them to report to the clubhouse to be fitted for unis.
"I've made them all thousandaires," he mused. "What's the worst that can happen -- we'll finish fifth? But when these guys blow out their knees, even if they're in wheelchairs, at least they can still crunch some data for us. Now that's optimizing resources... I'm brilliant."