I don't disagree. The one thing that's sort of ironic is that Lebron is the guy who sort of paved the way for what Durant did when he 'took his talents to South Beach' to hook up with Wade and Bosh.
There was an actual Blaine B. at my high school who carved an obscene joke in a desk that I've never quite forgotten. I won't give his last name because of privacy considerations and all that but it was a fairly close comp to Boyer.