Red Sox (Suarez) vs Yankees (Schlittler): 6/7/26, 1:35pm

[Brock Beauchamp]

Can't lose if you don't play the game.

	TUE	WED	THU	FRI	SAT	TOT
Tyron Guerrero	0	0	0	0	0	0
Tommy Kahnle	0	0	34	0	0	34
Ryan Watson	0	53	0	0	0	53
Justin Slaten	0	0	0	4	0	4
Greg Weissert	25	0	0	0	0	25
Danny Coulombe	0	0	0	9	0	9
Aroldis Chapman	0	0	0	16	0	16

 

[mvp 78]

[JAG]

I really hope Suarez is on his game because this would be quite a win heading to Tampa.

[vegasbob]

Tough game vs Cam S.  The Ranger has trouble going 5 full.

Seigler will have a breakout game to help

[vegasbob]

Crappy Yankee Stadium,  raindump of the world

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Looks like the baseball was distracting Uncle Ben.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

So far, the Sox look like schlit against this guy.

[vegasbob]

Speaking of schlit, Schlitz beer is being taken out of production.

Is Narragansett still a beer ? Curt Gowdy wants to know

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The reason Mayer's batting 9th is because there's no such thing as a 10 man line-up.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

In 19 innings Schlittler has given up one run to the Sox.

[vegasbob]

1 minute ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

The reason Mayer's batting 9th is because there's no such thing as a 10 man line-up.

Mayer has trouble discerning a ball from a strike. 

Then he follows the Boston Batting Way trying to upward launch everything. Results in topped bouncers and pop ups

[vegasbob]

Who knew Seigler would be the long awaited answer at 2B ?

He may know the strike zone working a BB off Schlittler

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

14 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

Speaking of schlit, Schlitz beer is being taken out of production.

Is Narragansett still a beer ? Curt Gowdy wants to know

Anheuser Busch?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Instead of killing worms, the Sox are going after birds in this game.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

14 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

Mayer has trouble discerning a ball from a strike. 

Then he follows the Boston Batting Way trying to upward launch everything. Results in topped bouncers and pop ups

Unfortunately, Teddy Ballgame isn't available to straighten out his swing.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Just now, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Unfortunately, Teddy Ballgame isn't available to straighten out his swing.

Oh wait, Sox management wouldn't allow Williams to coach the hitters, just like they wouldn't allow Rice.

[illinoisredsox]

1 minute ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Unfortunately, Teddy Ballgame isn't available to straighten out his swing.

Breslow’s nerds would just tell him to go away since the advice wouldn’t correspond with the Sox philosophy.

[illinoisredsox]

Just now, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Oh wait, Sox management wouldn't allow Williams to coach the hitters, just like they wouldn't allow Rice.

Beat me by 5 seconds

[vegasbob]

1 minute ago, illinoisredsox said:

Beat me by 5 seconds

Oh, did the 3B coach send you too ?

[illinoisredsox]

1 minute ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Oh wait, Sox management wouldn't allow Williams to coach the hitters, just like they wouldn't allow Rice.

Difference being Rice just told the kid to go play with his computer.  Ted would have stuffed the computer down the nerds throat.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

1 minute ago, illinoisredsox said:

Beat me by 5 seconds

I quickly came to my senses after that first post.

[vegasbob]

2 soft bloops and a single followed by a flyout shows Suarez is a pitcher, not a thrower, extending his shutout matching Schlittler

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

2 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

Oh, did the 3B coach send you too ?

Lou Costello would be proud of your response. And Bud Abbott would be proud of Illinois for setting that up.

[vegasbob]

6 minutes ago, SPLENDIDSPLINTER said:

Lou Costello would be proud of your response. And Bud Abbott would be proud of Illinois for setting that up.

Give me a layup and I'll dunk on you

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Nice piece of hitting right there.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

At least Mayer got the pitch count up.

[vegasbob]

SS on many teams is a key hitting position as much as defense.  Not so much in Boston

Lots of times a long AB results in a deserved hit. Not so much for Mayer

 

 

[vegasbob]

2 out hit ends game in 5th inning.

Suarez stung with the run

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

8 minutes ago, vegasbob said:

SS on many teams is a key hitting position as much as defense.  Not so much in Boston

Lots of times a long AB results in a deserved hit. Not so much for Mayer

 

 

No more Nomar.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Raffy's becoming a complete ballplayer much to Fred's dislike.