9/15 - 9/17 @ Miami

[Thunder]

This porn star sucks at pitching.

 

I can tell you're gonna get a lot of mileage out of that one

[TylerD]

I can tell you're gonna get a lot of mileage out of that one

 

Lmao. He might be sent down to the minors. We will never see porno man again

[jad]

Damn. What has happened to JDM??

[Thunder]

Lmao. He might be sent down to the minors. We will never see porno man again

 

You should see me when I try to grow facial hair

[Larry Cook]

Damn. What has happened to JDM??

 

I have been asking that all season. His swing looks slow and he is not picking up the spin of the ball.

 

Once a hitter loses his bat speed, it is all down hill from there,

[TylerD]

You should see me when I try to grow facial hair

 

Lol. We need pics. Mine isn’t pretty hahahahaha. I don’t even bother bahhaah.

[TylerD]

Martinez. Cut the lead in half.

[Thunder]

Lol. We need pics. Mine isn’t pretty hahahahaha. I don’t even bother bahhaah.

 

Sorry, I shave every other night. Shut down the photo ops that way

[TylerD]

Sorry, I shave every other night. Shut down the photo ops that way

 

That’s fair! One day I’ll have to upload some magic for you guys. Bet nobody knew I was a magician. Have done magic since I was 16. Nearly 17 years...... mainly card magic. Tough to upload videos and pics here though.

[a700hitter]

Houck looked good in February and the first week of March in fort Myers. I thought he had a chance to win a spot if Spring Training and the season had proceeded as normal.

[Kimmi]

JD is a Mendoza line hitter without his video.

 

Jettison him.

 

JD's decline from last year to this year is one of the worst one year drop offs that I've seen. His current fWAR is -.8. This is similar to what Pablo did when he joined the Sox.

[Kimmi]

two on and no one out. Bogaerts, Martinez, Vaz up. All righties on a lefty with a 6.27 era. Not only do we not score, but we failed to advance a runner a single base. Pretty sad and Martinez has now fallen to a 200 BA.

 

I had the very same thought as I was watching the game last night.

[Thunder]

That’s fair! One day I’ll have to upload some magic for you guys. Bet nobody knew I was a magician. Have done magic since I was 16. Nearly 17 years...... mainly card magic. Tough to upload videos and pics here though.

 

Upload it to YouTube as private to anybody that doesn't have the URL and then share the URL with us.

[Bellhorn04]

Verdugo hitting .322 now.

[Thunder]

I like these series gamethreads. We got our ass kicked last night and it's still my mojo. Of course, that could end up being a bad thing...

[mvp 78]

@redsoxstats

Remy says the Sox should shut down Eovaldi after today now that he's proven he's back healthy.

[mvp 78]

Just in case you didn't realize there's a game on right now.

[mvp 78]

Munoz pulled from the game.

[mvp 78]

There goes the no no.

[mvp 78]

Time to pull EO.

[Thunder]

Just in case you didn't realize there's a game on right now.

 

Oh I know there's a game on right now, but I have to sit through my auditing professor reading from the book

[mvp 78]

Verdugo is the best 2020 Red Sox.

[Thunder]

I wish Urena spelled his name without the enyay

[mvp 78]

I love the little blue dots that say "in play, run(s)" on gameday. It fills me with joy and anticipation.

[Thunder]

I love the little blue dots that say "in play, run(s)" on gameday. It fills me with joy and anticipation.

 

Same, unless we're on defense

[mvp 78]

I don't want to see Lin next season.

[mvp 78]

@TomCaron

Eovaldi put men on the corners with no outs in the fifth but escapes with a pair of K's and a ground out. Scoreless in the 6th. Eovaldi has been outstanding, with 7 K's and no walks. He's averaged 97.6 mph w/ his fastball, touching a max of 100 mph. #RedSox

[Bellhorn04]

I love the little blue dots that say "in play, run(s)" on gameday. It fills me with joy and anticipation.

 

Same here LOL

[mvp 78]

But what if Devers wasn't hitting in front of cardboard cutouts?!?!?!?

[Bellhorn04]

That was a very sweet blue dot.