Who Will Be The Red Sox Manager in 2020?

[a700hitter]

@BuckinBoston

Just heard

@DaleEArnold

suggest the new Red Sox manager could drive The Truck to Florida. I like that idea. Have the press conference on Truck Day, all the stations go live as he honks the horn and drives off.

 

Dale, thank you for reading our posts!

Ralph Houk?

[mvp 78]

Ralph Houk?

 

Dead since 2010. Zombie Houk?

[a700hitter]

Dead since 2010. Zombie Houk?

He might not be able to drive the truck, but would it make a difference if he was named manager?

[mvp 78]

He might not be able to drive the truck, but would it make a difference if he was named manager?

 

What if it was a Tesla?

[notin]

Dead since 2010. Zombie Houk?

 

 

No such thing as zombies. But we can rebuild him. Make him better. Stronger. Faster.

 

Build the Cyborg Houk! A Houk-borg!!!

 

Also better suited for driving the truck...

[mvp 78]

How about Ted Williams’ severed head on a robot body? He has managing experience!

[Slasher9]

How about Ted Williams’ severed head on a robot body? He has managing experience!

 

hahaha. coffeee just came out of my nose

[notin]

A severed head zombie robot manager is the stuff dreams are made of...

[mvp 78]

A severed head zombie robot manager is the stuff dreams are made of...

 

AND robot umps?!?!? It kinda makes all the other horrible things about the future seem not so bad!

[Jack Flap]

The MLB scandal of the future will be rival teams hacking into/planting malware in the robot manager.

[mvp 78]

The MLB scandal of the future will be rival teams hacking into/planting malware in the robot manager.

 

Or the robot umps...

[oldtimer]

Or the robot umps...

 

I prefer to think of technology assisted umps. Tired of strikes called on balls 2 inches outside and balls call on pitches in or touching the zone. The techology is here to help the ump get the call correct real time, so use it.

[mvp 78]

I prefer to think of technology assisted umps. Tired of strikes called on balls 2 inches outside and balls call on pitches in or touching the zone. The techology is here to help the ump get the call correct real time, so use it.

 

My preference is for IG88 to be behind the plate every game, but I guess this would be acceptable too.

[Slasher9]

My preference is for IG88 to be behind the plate every game, but I guess this would be acceptable too.

 

so in on an IG unit as umpire. love to see the manager come out and argue with that.

[notin]

so in on an IG unit as umpire. love to see the manager come out and argue with that.

 

Ah but what happens when you have a clever manager who hits the umpire with a logical paradox?

[mvp 78]

so in on an IG unit as umpire. love to see the manager come out and argue with that.

 

Seeing Cyborg Managers getting blown to smithereens for arguing calls would be just dandy!

[notin]

Seeing Cyborg Managers getting blown to smithereens for arguing calls would be just dandy!

 

So are you recommending Dahlek umpires from Dr. Who? "The runner has been EXTERMINATED!!! EXTERMINATED!!!"

[mvp 78]

So are you recommending Dahlek umpires from Dr. Who? "The runner has been EXTERMINATED!!! EXTERMINATED!!!"

 

I'm fine with it.

[oldmaninthevegasdesert]

I would consider Mike Scioscia from outside, or maybe Dewey? from those with Red Sox ties

[notin]

I would consider Mike Scioscia from outside, or maybe Dewey? from those with Red Sox ties

 

 

No Scioscia!! The Sox don’t have a closer for him to burn out...

[oldmaninthevegasdesert]

No Scioscia!! The Sox don’t have a closer for him to burn out...

 

lol, we seen firsthand last year an entire bullpen get burnt out, last year was hard to watch.

[S5Dewey]

I would consider Mike Scioscia from outside, or maybe Dewey? from those with Red Sox ties

 

Thanks! I AM available and I'd work cheap but I'm not sure I could take the abuse from my pals on Soxtalk.

[Slasher9]

Thanks! I AM available and I'd work cheap but I'm not sure I could take the abuse from my pals on Soxtalk.

 

i would support this hiring 100% but would still have to start a FIRE S5DEWEY thread the day your hiring is announced.

tradition has to be followed....

[jad]

i would support this hiring 100% but would still have to start a FIRE S5DEWEY thread the day your hiring is announced.

tradition has to be followed....

 

Don't wait. Fire him now! Sox need to be more pro-active.

[S5Dewey]

i would support this hiring 100% but would still have to start a FIRE S5DEWEY thread the day your hiring is announced.

tradition has to be followed....

 

That's just cold.

[notin]

i would support this hiring 100% but would still have to start a FIRE S5DEWEY thread the day your hiring is announced.

tradition has to be followed....

 

I can't get behind hiring Dewey when I already started by campaign for mvp...

[mvp 78]

I can't get behind hiring Dewey when I already started by campaign for mvp...

 

I can do ST. Dewey can do from April on.

[mvp 78]

@SmittyOnMLB

Boston Red Sox manager candidates: Luis Urueta, Diamondbacks bench coach, interviewing (report)

 

CAN HE DRIVE THE TRUCK THOUGH????

[mvp 78]

@ZHBuchanan

Diamondbacks bench coach Luis Urueta will interview by phone for the Red Sox managerial job later today, per a source.

@Enrique_Rojas1

first reported Uruera was a candidate.

[a700hitter]

I recommend that the Red Sox prepare name tags for the opening of Spring Camp.