5/5/15 vs MLB teams' Other AAA Affiliate

[Palodios]

The Rays are scrubs. f*** 'em.

 

It is a battle of former Tigers. Tonight, Rick will start to earn his ace money against Drew Smyly.

[Spudboy]

Or he gets shelled.

 

GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!1!

[VA Sox Fan]

Palodios MOJO!!!!

[Station 13]

Smyly won't have the last laughs tonight.

[mvp 78]

1975 throwback game! Hope they wear the red caps!

[Thunder]

Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!

 

Sox:

Bettser than Most CF

2B

Numero Treinta y Cuatro DH

Italian Pride 1B

Sando Pabloval 3B

Ya Boy Allen C LF

@BrockStarForLyf RF

Zander Bogayeearts (How it's spelled) SS

Sweetheart C

 

On Teh Hill: Poor Cello

 

Queermaier CF

John Philip Sousa RH

Looney Tooney 1B

I liked him better before he was born 3B

Jesus LF

For... PSYCHE 2B

A Cabrera SS

Too Poor to afford a Butler since he plays in Tampa DH

He justs sounds white C

 

On teh hill: Drew Smelly

[a700hitter]

Any updates on Hanley's condition?

[NativeBostonian]

Any updates on Hanley's condition?

 

Hanley's tweets seemed like he is optimistic.

[jonnylongfella]

Any updates on Hanley's condition?

 

 

MRI was clean and he's already experiencing better range of motion. Not expected to need a DL stint and considered day-to-day. Much needed good news.

[Thunder]

Let's get it done tonight! After going to bed at 8:30 last night due to illness, I'll be radioing this one while studying.

[Thunder]

No runs in the first?

 

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

[Bigemu23]

Inconsistent umpire in the early going, should make for an agonizing game.

[a700hitter]

These uniforms really bring back memories for me of the 1974 to 1979 seasons.

[Thunder]

These uniforms really bring back memories for me of the 1974 to 1979 seasons.

 

I don't like them at all, but that's because I don't have any good memories (or bad ones) associated with them. To me, it comes down to aesthetic appeal, and it falls just short.

[d-money]

Ridiculous watching this team. Cant score.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Uh-oh.

[Thunder]

So, the team ERA has gone down by what, 10 runs?

[Station 13]

This offense sucks so bad.

[d-money]

Probably waiting for the blowup before they score a couple of runs to make it a respectable loss.

[Spudboy]

The bats need to wake up.

[Spudboy]

Mookie!

[d-money]

Runs plzzz

[Thunder]

f***. That. s***.

[Northern Star]

Hey, anyone want a Clay Bucholz game used jersey for 800 bucks?

[a700hitter]

Crap!

[Thunder]

Uh-Oh, Tim McCarver is in the radio booth right now.

[iortiz]

Pretty cool how Tiant used to make his delivery to the plate.

[a700hitter]

Burleson mentioned that Remy is sick. What are the reports?

[User Name]

Tiant was my dad's (non-Dominican) boyhood idol.

[Jasonbay44]

Now this team can't score, sweet