4/26 @ Showalter's Crappy Birds

[User Name]

Wade "The Bulldog" Miley (1-1, 6.08)

 

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Vs

 

Bud "My name SOUNDS inbred and I LOOK inbred" Norris (0-2, 17.42)

 

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It is time, my brethren. Time for User Name? mojo to make its 2015 debut in a tornado of righteous fury. It is time for our beloved Red Sox to take their rightful place as the sole owners of the perch atop the AL East. It is time for us to show these stupid birds and their motormouth manager who's the goddamn boss around here. Time to pound them so hard that if they turned to Islam and blew themselves up for Allah, by the time they got to the promised land all 72 of their virgins would be impregnated with Red Sox players' babies. Time to give them an asskicking that signifies all that is good, all that is righteous. Time to to pluck all of the feathers out of these stupid birds and start streaking, ladies and gentlemen!

 

Just WIN!

 

Prediction: 10-4 Red Sox.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

You'll be the first person to get three straight wins. User Name? mojo for the win!

[Spudboy]

I like the inbred comment. He does look it.

 

GO SOX!!!!!!!1!

[Northern Star]

Holt's starting. Papi sits.

[Thunder]

The full lineup:

Betts CF

Pedroia 2B

Sandoval 3B

Ramirez DH

Napoli 1B

Holt LF

Craig RF

Bogaerts SS

Leon C

 

Da Birds:

Carbrera SS

Machado 3B

Jones CF

Young RF

Davis 1B

Pearce LF

Paredes DH

Lavarnway C

Navarro 2B

[Thunder]

I want to see more RBI hits. It seems like we've only been getting our runs on HRs and errors, with the occasional sac fly.

[Kimmi]

It is time, my brethren. Time for User Name? mojo to make its 2015 debut in a tornado of righteous fury. It is time for our beloved Red Sox to take their rightful place as the sole owners of the perch atop the AL East. It is time for us to show these stupid birds and their motormouth manager who's the goddamn boss around here. Time to pound them so hard that if they turned to Islam and blew themselves up for Allah, by the time they got to the promised land all 72 of their virgins would be impregnated with Red Sox players' babies. Time to give them an asskicking that signifies all that is good, all that is righteous. Time to to pluck all of the feathers out of these stupid birds and start streaking, ladies and gentlemen!

 

Just WIN!

 

Prediction: 10-4 Red Sox.

 

 

Can I get an "Amen!" ?

[Kimmi]

I want to see more RBI hits. It seems like we've only been getting our runs on HRs and errors, with the occasional sac fly.

 

We have not recently really had a good, sustained rally, where we string several hits together. I'm not complaining about the HRs. I just want to see some good, solid hitting, especially in timely situations.

[Thunder]

Let's see if I can get some Holt avatar mojo going.

[d-money]

The two guys at the top of the lineup have to be more consistent.

[d-money]

s***** start. Let's go miley!

[Kimmi]

The two guys at the top of the lineup have to be more consistent.

 

The table setters are not setting the table.

[Kimmi]

Nice inning for Miley.

 

Let's go offense. Bud has a 17 ERA. We should be able to score runs at will.

[d-money]

Frustrating watching this lineup. Farrell has a crush on Allen Craig.

[Spudboy]

Let's see if I can get some Holt avatar mojo going.

 

Excellent choice. That show kind of typifies what Holt does. Hit the ball and run. Mostly exciting to watch regardless of what else people may say.

[Spudboy]

Oye Mookie.

[Kimmi]

Frustrating watching this lineup. Farrell has a crush on Allen Craig.

 

Craig needs to get some consistent at bats. It's as simple as that.

[Kimmi]

Oye Mookie.

 

Facepalm.

[Jasonbay44]

Craig is horrible and needs to be off this team. Play Holt full time please

[SeanJohn93]

need to get in the win column today

[d-money]

Can't catch a break right now.

[jad]

Frustrating watching this lineup. Farrell has a crush on Allen Craig.

 

He appears to be the new Johnny Gomes.

[d-money]

Come on miley

[Kimmi]

Come on Miley!

 

We need a GIDP right now!

[d-money]

Throw a strike *******

[Kimmi]

He's not even close.

[SeanJohn93]

Miley is about to implode

[Jasonbay44]

Miley you suck

[redsoxrules]

Miley is about to implode

 

That's a quote we'll be hearing a lot this year. He's terrible

[NativeBostonian]

We're going to need a pitcher at the trade deadline. We don't have anyone (if we're lucky enough to get to the playoffs) to win a playoff game.