4/22 @ The Shame of Florida

[Thunder]

Normally, I hate 1-0 games, even when the Red Sox win. But last night was different. This 1-0 game was acceptable. Yes, there were not as many runs scored by our beloved Red Sox as we would like, or that a shutout can only occur when the opposing team can't hit the ball into the beach standing in the ocean. It showed us that even when we get outdueled by an ace, we can still beat those Rays, because well, they suck, and we don't.

 

Here we are, on day #3 of Thunder mojo. I hope that I have earned the right to institute my mojo when I please. The Red Sox are finding many different ways to win, and they are winning one run games, a thing they did back in the magical year that was known as 2013. They've started to come from behind to win, another thing that led to their 2013 success, and was a big part of their 2014 failures. I find confidence in the fact that there are many different ways to win, which goes up exponentially when the opponent is a team as bad as the Rays, the shame of Florida in all sports, worse than their NFL city-counterparts, the Bucs. At least they'll be getting a Heisman winner with the 1st pick in the NFL draft. The Rays don't deserve to reside in the tropical paradise that is Florida. They should not have a home city, and play all of their games on the road, because the Trop is just north of hell, but Hades himself would probably much rather torture his subjects by having them listen to foghorns, cowbells while sitting on rugged Astroturf for eternity. This Rays team is worse than anything seen in the late 90s and early 2000s. Why shouldn't we destroy them? We don't need all these fancy ways of winning. All we need is about 10 runs and a 2 hitter (or less). That would be nice.

 

The Pitching Matchup:

Joseph "Do not call me Jr." Kelly, Jr. (1-0, 2.13) vs Nathan "Raise your hand if you've heard of me, because even I haven't" Karns (1-1, 4.58)

 

Show no mercy!

 

WIN!

[Spudboy]

Normally, I hate 1-0 games, even when the Red Sox win. But last night was different. This 1-0 game was acceptable. Yes, there were not as many runs scored by our beloved Red Sox as we would like, or that a shutout can only occur when the opposing team can't hit the ball into the beach standing in the ocean. It showed us that even when we get outdueled by an ace, we can still beat those Rays, because well, they suck, and we don't.

 

Here we are, on day #3 of Thunder mojo. I hope that I have earned the right to institute my mojo when I please. The Red Sox are finding many different ways to win, and they are winning one run games, a thing they did back in the magical year that was known as 2013. They've started to come from behind to win, another thing that led to their 2013 success, and was a big part of their 2014 failures. I find confidence in the fact that there are many different ways to win, which goes up exponentially when the opponent is a team as bad as the Rays, the shame of Florida in all sports, worse than their NFL city-counterparts, the Bucs. At least they'll be getting a Heisman winner with the 1st pick in the NFL draft. The Rays don't deserve to reside in the tropical paradise that is Florida. They should not have a home city, and play all of their games on the road, because the Trop is just north of hell, but Hades himself would probably much rather torture his subjects by having them listen to foghorns, cowbells while sitting on rugged Astroturf for eternity. This Rays team is worse than anything seen in the late 90s and early 2000s. Why shouldn't we destroy them? We don't need all these fancy ways of winning. All we need is about 10 runs and a 2 hitter (or less). That would be nice.

 

The Pitching Matchup:

Joseph "Do not call me Jr." Kelly, Jr. (1-0, 2.13) vs Nathan "Raise your hand if you've heard of me, because even I haven't" Karns (1-1, 4.58)

 

Show no mercy!

 

WIN!

 

This is gold.

[Spudboy]

I'm not sure that there Bucs are any better but who the f*** cares.

 

I'm still waiting to see what the Sox offense will do when they start to fire on all 8.

 

The Sox have been merciful so far.

 

Kelly takes another step towards his first Cy tonight.

 

GO SOX!!!!

[kapsis21]

I don't care what anyone says thunder. You make good Gts.

[Thunder]

I don't care what anyone says thunder. You make good Gts.

 

Thank you, my man. At least someone's on my side. As the title under my username says, I'm a legend.

[a700hitter]

Normally, I hate 1-0 games, even when the Red Sox win. But last night was different. This 1-0 game was acceptable. Yes, there were not as many runs scored by our beloved Red Sox as we would like, or that a shutout can only occur when the opposing team can't hit the ball into the beach standing in the ocean. It showed us that even when we get outdueled by an ace, we can still beat those Rays, because well, they suck, and we don't.

 

Here we are, on day #3 of Thunder mojo. I hope that I have earned the right to institute my mojo when I please. The Red Sox are finding many different ways to win, and they are winning one run games, a thing they did back in the magical year that was known as 2013. They've started to come from behind to win, another thing that led to their 2013 success, and was a big part of their 2014 failures. I find confidence in the fact that there are many different ways to win, which goes up exponentially when the opponent is a team as bad as the Rays, the shame of Florida in all sports, worse than their NFL city-counterparts, the Bucs. At least they'll be getting a Heisman winner with the 1st pick in the NFL draft. The Rays don't deserve to reside in the tropical paradise that is Florida. They should not have a home city, and play all of their games on the road, because the Trop is just north of hell, but Hades himself would probably much rather torture his subjects by having them listen to foghorns, cowbells while sitting on rugged Astroturf for eternity. This Rays team is worse than anything seen in the late 90s and early 2000s. Why shouldn't we destroy them? We don't need all these fancy ways of winning. All we need is about 10 runs and a 2 hitter (or less). That would be nice.

 

The Pitching Matchup:

Joseph "Do not call me Jr." Kelly, Jr. (1-0, 2.13) vs Nathan "Raise your hand if you've heard of me, because even I haven't" Karns (1-1, 4.58)

 

Show no mercy!

 

WIN!

Good job. Keep the mojo going! I like this

 

Nathan "Raise your hand if you've heard of me, because even I haven't" Karns

[Palodios]

Excellent matchup tonight. Hopefully Kelly keeps his Cy Young aspirations going.

[Northern Star]

This is gold.

 

lulz

[Northern Star]

I'm not sure that there Bucs are any better but who the f*** cares.

 

I'm still waiting to see what the Sox offense will do when they start to fire on all 8.

 

The Sox have been merciful so far.

 

Kelly takes another step towards his first Cy tonight.

 

GO SOX!!!!

 

Is that all 8 + Napoli or all 8 + Victorino?

[Thunder]

Red Sox:

Betts CF

Pedroia 2B

Ortiz DH

Ramirez LF

Napoli 1B

Sandoval 3B

Victorino RF

Bogaerts SS

Hanigan C

 

Rays:

DeJesus DH

Souza, Jr. RF

Cabrera SS

Longoria 3B

Jennings LF

Dykstra 1B

Forsythe 2B

Kiermaier CF

Rivera C

[Northern Star]

Have you seen a photo of Nathan Karns? He looks like the beer vendor.

[Northern Star]

and what are we giving Victorino ABs for again?

[Kimmi]

You are the man Thunder. Good job with the game threads and with the mojo! Keep it going!

[Northern Star]

Have you seen a photo of Nathan Karns? He looks like the beer vendor.

 

Or maybe that should be hot dog vendor. Nathan's Nathan's.

[Thunder]

Have you seen a photo of Nathan Karns? He looks like the beer vendor.

 

I had to look him up after I saw his name. It would make sense for the Rays to just pick people out of the crowd to play for them.

[Northern Star]

Saw in USA Today that on this day back in 1959 the White Sox scored 11 runs in one inning against KC and only had 1 hit. Lolwat.

[Kimmi]

Saw in USA Today that on this day back in 1959 the White Sox scored 11 runs in one inning against KC and only had 1 hit. Lolwat.

 

That's really whack.

[Northern Star]

Are there enough f***ing sponsors of the radio broadcast? New England's Septic Source? Really??

[d-money]

Let's go Sox!!! I wanna see our offense do well tonight.

[Northern Star]

Let's go Sox!!! I wanna see our offense do well tonight.

 

I'll settle for Mookie getting a f***ing hit or two.

[Station 13]

Pitch #1 was Mookie pitch

[Station 13]

f*** off Longoria

[Northern Star]

I wish Dave O'Brien did the play by play full time, so much better to listen to than Joe C.

 

...aaaand the average falls even lower.

[Northern Star]

Beerman is tied for 3rd in the majors for walks and tied for the lead in WPs. Make him work.

[Northern Star]

Take a seat, son.

[Northern Star]

oh f***.

[mvp 78]

Terrible location

[mvp 78]

This is the worst stadium to watch on tv.

[Northern Star]

This is the worst stadium to watch on tv.

 

Miami's is pretty bad just because it's so garish. And those uniforms...

[d-money]

This offense has to get going.