4/4 vs Milwaukee Cannon Fodder

[BornToRun]

Today is the day we get our rings and watch our band of brothers destroy the ritualistic sacrifice placed before them. Jake Peavy and co. shall drain the alcohol laden blood of the Brewers from their bodies and toast ice cold mugs of it in celebration.

 

Brew crew, you are completely and irreversibly f***ed.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Who/what is Marco Estrada?

[d-money]

Well said! Go sox!!!

[mvp 78]

I hope Drew doesn't show up to collect his ring. Wouldn't want Fred to have a heart attack at Fenway.

[User Name]

I hope Drew doesn't show up to collect his ring. Wouldn't want Fred to have a heart attack at Fenway.

 

Why not?

[VA Sox Fan]

Boston Red Sox (2-1)

Daniel Nava, RF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, DH

Mike Napoli, 1B

Mike Carp, LF

Grady Sizemore, CF

Xander Bogaerts, SS

A.J. Pierzynski, C

Will Middlebrooks, 3B

 

Jake Peavy, RHP

[VA Sox Fan]

Milwaukee Brewers (1-2)

Carlos Gomez, CF

Jean Segura, SS

Ryan Braun, DH

Aramis Ramirez, 3B

Jonathan Lucroy, C

Logan Schafer, RF

Khris Davis, LF

Scooter Gennett, 2B

Lyle Overbay, 1B

 

Marco Estrada, RHP

[VA Sox Fan]

I hope Drew doesn't show up to collect his ring. Wouldn't want Fred to have a heart attack at Fenway.

 

I read that he won't be attending. Neither will Victorino, he has the flu.

[Station 13]

I read that he won't be attending. Neither will Victorino, he has the flu.

 

the flu? weak s*** he was in FL all spring. We're freezing our asses off in New England.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Why not?

Oh that's awful lol.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

the flu? weak s*** he was in FL all spring. We're freezing our asses off in New England.

I've lived down south for the past 15 months and been sick more times I had in the previous 10 years combined. I swear there's STDs in the air down here.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I hope Joel Hanrahan, Andrew Bailey, Johnathan Diaz, Daniel Bard, Brayan Villareal, Rubby de la Rosa, and Jose de la Torre all show up, they really worked hard for those rings.

 

I think there should be some sort of games played limit or something for guys to get a ring if they didn't actually play in the postseason.

[Bellhorn04]

I hope Joel Hanrahan, Andrew Bailey, Johnathan Diaz, Daniel Bard, Brayan Villareal, Rubby de la Rosa, and Jose de la Torre all show up, they really worked hard for those rings.

 

I think there should be some sort of games played limit or something for guys to get a ring if they didn't actually play in the postseason.

 

The guys you mentioned should get an earring, at most.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Maybe one of those temporary tattoos, and a framed certificate that says "Good job! You're a winner!" underneath what is clearly the crossed-out name of an elementary school talent show.

[mvp 78]

I hope Joel Hanrahan, Andrew Bailey, Johnathan Diaz, Daniel Bard, Brayan Villareal, Rubby de la Rosa, and Jose de la Torre all show up, they really worked hard for those rings.

 

I think there should be some sort of games played limit or something for guys to get a ring if they didn't actually play in the postseason.

Well, Nomar got a ring for 2004...

[yeszir]

I guess the opening ceremony isnt on MLB.TV, just streaming on redsox.com

[Thunder]

I'm stuck at school for this one. Oh well, life isn't supposed to be easy.

[yeszir]

Haha Ortiz lapped Koji

[mvp 78]

I'm stuck at school for this one. Oh well, life isn't supposed to be easy.

 

Wow, that's brutal. I'm sorry you have to go through that. Our thoughts are with you...

[yeszir]

I'm stuck at school for this one. Oh well, life isn't supposed to be easy.

 

You're in school? I had no idea!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Jim Kaat looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

MLB Network lets CHRIS f***ING RUSSO on their airwaves? Oh f*** everything.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Let the record show that Fenway dislikes Ryan Braun.

[Thunder]

Wow, that's brutal. I'm sorry you have to go through that. Our thoughts are with you...

 

Even worse, I'm actually in my study hall class instead of the library.

[Youk Of The Nation]

How are you online? Does your school have wi-fi? Mine didn't have wi-fi, you lucky bastard.

[Palodios]

I think there should be some sort of games played limit or something for guys to get a ring if they didn't actually play in the postseason.

 

I was under the impression that there WAS a games played threshold to get a ring. There is also some kind of consensus where people involved (players maybe?) can decide who gets rings. I don't remember, but you don't automatically get a ring by default, I don't think.

[jacksonianmarch]

The Dropkicks are a little off today

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Even worse, I'm actually in my study hall class instead of the library.

Oh the horror

[yeszir]

The Dropkicks are a little off today

 

I'm pretty sure they're always more than a little off.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

These dumb little montages and opening presentations on TV networks are out of f***ing control. Do fans actually enjoy this crap?