6/3 vs Texas

[Bellhorn04]

Get rid of Mortensen.

 

He's a goner.

[BornToRun]

The BABIP gods favor the Yankees tonight.

 

Luckiest f***ing team in baseball. Like a leperchaun that's got a rabbits foot shoved up its ass.

[User Name]

Umpire calls two strikes against Carlos Santana completely out of the strike zone and he proceeds to ground out. f*** all of these idiot umpires.

[The_Destroyah]

Umpire calls two strikes against Carlos Santana completely out of the strike zone and he proceeds to ground out. f*** all of these idiot umpires.

 

Sounds like Eck during commercial break.

[Station 13]

He's a goner.

 

God, I hope so. He isn't even a long man.

[Station 13]

King Felix is about to start.....so off with this game.

[Behindenemylines]

Luckiest f***ing team in baseball. Like a leperchaun that's got a rabbits foot shoved up its ass.

 

I think there is some unwritten rule somewhere that says the $panks have to make the playoffs every season and the rest of baseball has to do everything in their powers to make this happen.

[Bellhorn04]

Luckiest f***ing team in baseball. Like a leperchaun that's got a rabbits foot shoved up its ass.

 

That's why I enjoyed it so much when Carp hit the double off the chalk in the second game of the Yankee series. And then the next night the weather gods f***ed them over. Sweet.

[BornToRun]

I think there is some unwritten rule somewhere that says the $panks have to make the playoffs every season and the rest of baseball has to do everything in their powers to make this happen.

 

Playoffs in which they proceed to get dominated so bad that it should qualify as a civil rights violation. I.E, 2012 ALCS.

[Palodios]

75 MPH fastball from the Ranger's LF. Wow, they better score here.

[RabbitIYH]

POSITION PLAYER PITCHER ALERT

[Behindenemylines]

Murph pitching for the Rangers now. Watch him throw a zero up there and stop every inning scoring for the Sox.

[Standing Room]

Which Texas position player will be pitching tonight?

 

David Murphy is the big winner! Always liked him.

[BornToRun]

No way Nava was gonna let Murphy get him out.

[Bellhorn04]

Nava boosts his OPS against lefties.

[Palodios]

Carp struck out. Ouch.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

lol wtf Carp?

[BornToRun]

Joe West is a miserable fat f***.

[The_Destroyah]

sorry to reuse the pun but Carp thinks something was fishy about that pitch.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

how has Joe West not suffocated to death under the weight of his fat f***ing neck by now

[Behindenemylines]

Murph got Carp looking at a called third strike. An Carp just got the boot.

[Palodios]

"I've never seen someone get so upset in a 17-5 game before" -- Eck

[BornToRun]

how has Joe West not suffocated to death under the weight of his fat f***ing neck by now

 

Holy s*** this is hilarious.

[Bellhorn04]

It really wasn't that bad of a pitch. I've seen much worse.

[Palodios]

Come on Papi, crush it for history.

[The_Destroyah]

Suprised they didn't walk Papi but I guess it worked out for em.

[Palodios]

Murphey with a shutout inning. Wow.

[User Name]

Murph pitching for the Rangers now. Watch him throw a zero up there and stop every inning scoring for the Sox.

 

All your fault. You jinxed it.

[RabbitIYH]

Screw you, baseball. Can you make some sense sometimes?

[BornToRun]

Reynolds, Giambi, AviLOLes for Cleveland in the 9th