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I'm surprised you haven't given yourself props yet for calling it right on Pedroia. You're more humble than I realized. :)
I can't constantly crow about being right. People get annoyed. I have to pick my spots.:lol:

 

Predictions about Pedroia are easy. He always looks like total s*** before he goes on a tear. Let's hope it is a vintage Pedroia hot streak. He is, as Reggie used to call himself, the straw that stirs the drink.

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Congrats on your anniversary my friend!

 

Hey Lester, You better do not blow this up in this Ted's special day.

 

Let's win this one. Let's go Sox!

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Nava LF,

Pedroia 2b

Ortiz DH

Ross RF

Gonzalez 1b

Middlebrooks 3b

Aviles SS

McDonald CF (THE f***!?!?!)

Shoppach C

 

Lester LHP

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LHP ----> DMac and Shopp

 

Darnell McDonald OPS vs RHP: .704

Darnell McDonald OPS vs LHP: .639

 

He is useless against either RHP or LHP but more useless vs LHP. He should not be playing. Today. Ever.

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Darnell McDonald OPS vs RHP: .704

Darnell McDonald OPS vs LHP: .639

 

He is useless against either RHP or LHP but more useless vs LHP. He should not be playing. Today. Ever.

 

lol that is funny!

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Darnell McDonald OPS vs RHP: .704

Darnell McDonald OPS vs LHP: .639

 

He is useless against either RHP or LHP but more useless vs LHP. He should not be playing. Today. Ever.

 

I'm not saying I agree with the assertion that he should play against LHP, just that that's why he's in there.

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Happy Anniversary to A700!

 

My parents got divorced on their 30th Wedding Anniversary :(

 

Go Sox!!

 

Why is McDime playing? Sometimes I like Bobby V and his way of switching the lineup around regularly - i'm a fan of that - but playing that douche? I don't understand it. I don't understand how he is even on this team or even in the majors. He must know he is riding a very lucky wave.

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Are you volunteering? ;)

 

No, you need to have money to be a sugar mama dude.

 

Maybe there's a retired pornstar with needs? LOL JK.

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We should just pool our funds and hire a hitman to kill McDonald.

 

Just place a call to the Nicaraguan Nightmare, and McDonald's next at-bat will coincide with Jimmy Hoffa's next speech.

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Just place a call to the Nicaraguan Nightmare' date=' and McDonald's next at-bat will coincide with Jimmy Hoffa's next speech.[/quote']

 

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Osama, Stalin and McDime I'd shoot Mcdime twice."

 

- Michael Scott

 

or something like that...

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Finally figured it out. d-mac has film of JH, LL and Tom strung together in a naked daisy chain and is threatening release to the press if the Sox don't keep him and play him. The sheer visual ugliness of such a tape attached to the Red Sox logo would burn such a hole into small children's memory banks that it would effect Sox ticket sales for decades.

 

How anybody with an ounce of baseball knowledge can look at that swat...dribble....dribble....dribble.....5-4-3....out torture and still be willing to send d-mac out there is beyond me unless d-mac has a lock tight, dead nuts cinch, Ace in the hole that he can just drop on you at any time.

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Why don't we just concede 2nd base to the lead off hitter and spare ourselves the time and pain of actually having to see one of our starters serve up one of those early junk balls.
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