5/10 vs Cleveland LeBrons Baseball Club

[FredLynn]

I'm going to give gonorrhea to my cat.

 

Your cat is a whore

[jung]

That will teach you for bringing in Salty for Shop V

[Brennan]

Yay Salty! you're still stupid!

[Northern Star]

Hey Fred, what did you think about Beckett tonight?

 

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[mvp 78]

"Pitch gets away from Saltalamachia..."

 

Running theme.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Your cat is a whore

Your cat likes men.

[Brennan]

Shut up Don, "trying to keep this to a four run deficit"..

[jung]

Salty is going to send his shin guards to the HOF after this season...most dented shin guards in the history of baseball....since he blocks nothing and catches nothing...everything clangs off his shin guards.

[Brennan]

Aceves should just keep throwing at Salty's salted nuts. At about 98 MPH.

[Northern Star]

Aceves isn't just a bum. He's an ugly bum.

[Brennan]

Aceves doesn't give a s*** either. Why try?

[Station 13]

Aceves should just keep throwing at Salty's salted nuts. At about 98 MPH.

 

roasted nuts.

[Northern Star]

Aceves should just keep throwing at Salty's salted nuts. At about 98 MPH.

 

He had them surgically removed.

[Brennan]

Really? Bobby has Fatt Albers warming up now too?

[jung]

Oh good lets bring in Fat Albers to really put the finishing touches on this one....he is sure to leave one right in the heart of plate.

[Northern Star]

Your mom is a hagidone.

[jung]

Honestly I just don't know how much more of this I can take. Every night the demons that haunt this team just come out in full force and ravage us. We try to cut Beckett a break cause what else are we going to do. Lets give him the benefit of the doubt....and....he just comes out and proves every f***ing hateful thing we think about him is true!!!!

 

By the time he is done we are down 7 and I can see that card game starting in the corner of the dugout.

 

Then we get treated to that awesome Sox hitting display which I am so sick of seeing that I am going to bust a gut.

[ellsburyforMVP]

Oh well the browns beat the pats last yr ( ugh, I was there ) and look how that ended up for both teams

[FredLynn]

Your cat likes men.

 

She does.

[Brennan]

Can't wait to see Beckett in the post game, he has this attitude like he's LeBron or something. I mean he is a giant douche like LeBron but he only has 1/8th of the talent.

[Brennan]

She does.

 

 

 

 

Mint

 

 

[jung]

The night this team looks anything like the Pats pink elephants will be circling a blue moon!

[CX360]

Oh well the browns beat the pats last yr ( ugh' date=' I was there ) and look how that ended up for both teams[/quote']

 

Yes. Nether has won a Super Bowl in the seasons since.

[Laser Show]

Well that was fun.

[Brennan]

Yes. Nether has won a Super Bowl in the seasons since.

 

 

How many Super Bowl seasons have passed since last year?

[Northern Star]

Yes. Nether has won a Super Bowl in the seasons since.

 

Remind me how many Superbowls Cleveland has won, lifetime?

[CX360]

How many Super Bowl seasons have passed since last year?

 

2?

[Brennan]

I say Josh is screwed. They are gonna play the injury card so now the golfing looks even worse.

[ellsburyforMVP]

Yes. Nether has won a Super Bowl in the seasons since.

 

Browns finished the season how??? And then drafted a 35 yr old qb in the 1st rd?? Haha good luck with that

[CX360]

Remind me how many Superbowls Cleveland has won' date=' lifetime?[/quote']

 

8.

 

Oh wait, I forgot, everything prior to the Super Bowl is irrelevant for some reason now. More reason why we should have come back not as the Browns, but as a different team, with a new name and new colors.