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No pitching reinforcements. No OFers. We get to see minor league trash that not only lack MLB talent, but they lack brains enough to play fundamentally sound ball. Let's have another week of talking about Bobby V while the trade rumor sites don't even have a whisper of the FO doing anything.
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Remy sounds so black humor funny...."Red Sox are just trying to get an out". Just handed my significant other all my guns for the night. Not sure I should be trusted with them at least until the next game.
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Baseball is pretty much the only reason I get up in the morning and the only reason I haven't fed myself into a woodchipper, and the Red Sox are making a very good case for me to go through with it anyways.

 

If they're still playing like this at the ASB, look for me on the news.

Don't talk like that. It's bad enough being subjected to this ********. I don't want to find parts of you in mulch around my landscaping.
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Remy sounds so black humor funny...."Red Sox are just trying to get an out". Just handed my significant other all my guns for the night. Not sure I should be trusted with them at least until the next game.

 

Trust me when I tell you that handing all of your weapons to your wife/girlfriend doesn't exactly guarantee your safety.

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The hits just keep coming.. Who needs outs anymore, bring Melancon back in and see if they can get his career ERA over Nine thousand..
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Don't talk like that. It's bad enough being subjected to this ********. I don't want to find parts of you in mulch around my landscaping.

 

Don't worry, when I finally work up the nerve it's going to be much less messy. Besides, I know if I went through a woodchipper you guys would just be in pieces over it.

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V just looked down the bench...."Hay ya' got any players down there at that end?" "s***...I didn't think so."
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In all fairness to the sox, how many teams can you name that were down 16-2 in the 8th of a night gm in the middle of the week and STILL have this many fans in the seats???

 

Bottom line we love the sox, win or .... Whatever this is called

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Trust me when I tell you that handing all of your weapons to your wife/girlfriend doesn't exactly guarantee your safety.

 

Well I tried to give them to my dog and he just gave me this funny look like wondering if I was asking him to put me out of my misery.

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In all fairness to the sox, how many teams can you name that were down 16-2 in the 8th of a night gm in the middle of the week and STILL have this many fans in the seats???

 

Bottom line we love the sox, win or .... Whatever this is called

 

 

Falling...with style!

 

Okay, just kidding, it's called losing horribly and without any style at all.

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Well I tried to give them to my dog and he just gave me this funny look like wondering if I was asking him to put me out of my misery.

 

Yeah, dogs suffer from a critical lack of opposable thumbs. I found that out the hard way when I asked mine to hold the steering wheel steady while I looked for something in the glove box. The police were not understanding of the situation at all. My pleas of victimization at the hands of mammalian evolution went unheeded.

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In all fairness to the sox, how many teams can you name that were down 16-2 in the 8th of a night gm in the middle of the week and STILL have this many fans in the seats???

 

Bottom line we love the sox, win or .... Whatever this is called

 

Sweet Caroline.<_>

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