4/17 vs. Rangers

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'd kill myself, but considering my luck I'd probably miss and shoot David Ortiz in the foot.

[FredLynn]

I guess I shouldn't have made the GT. I should have realized that my s***** life would bring down the Sox's luck. Oops.

 

Maybe I should give it a try. In some perverse way it might work.

[NativeBostonian]

I'd kill myself' date=' but considering my luck I'd probably miss and shoot David Ortiz in the foot.[/quote']

 

hahahaha!

[Youk Of The Nation]

I can't imagine Youk not being on the team. What would I do about my username? I can't go around looking ridiculous like CocosDisciples.

[redsoxbeatz]

Lol and we thought we could get to Lewis and Lester would quiet Texas! Ha!! FAIL

[jung]

To funny YOTN

[Youk Of The Nation]

Everyone should watch the episode of Deep Space Nine where they play baseball against a team of Vulcans. I think most of you would enjoy it, regardless of whether or not you like Star Trek.

[VA Sox Fan]

Problem that sort of overarches the rest is that he can no longer see the slider at all. That may be terminal when combined with everything else that is goin' on with him.

 

Not a matter of effort by the way. He has just been beaten up over the years. He has not been used to best advantage in my view. He has always gone out there without complaint. Many players would have been more vocal about not being used in a way that would extend their careers and enhance their incomes. Youk never complained but I do think there is a good chance that it has all caught up to him.

 

I see what you are saying. Just hoping it's a slow start.

[Youk Of The Nation]

By the way, look at it this way. Youk could be worse. He could be Jason Repko.

[VA Sox Fan]

I'd kill myself' date=' but considering my luck I'd probably miss and shoot David Ortiz in the foot.[/quote']

 

Quit talking all non-sensical and s***.

[NativeBostonian]

By the way' date=' look at it this way. Youk could be worse. He could be Jason Repko.[/quote']

 

That's true. Repko makes J.D Drew look good.

[FredLynn]

I can't imagine Youk not being on the team. What would I do about my username? I can't go around looking ridiculous like CocosDisciples.

 

You could change it to:

 

WILL OF THE NATION

[Youk Of The Nation]

I hate Colby Lewis nearly as much as I hate undercooked bacon. And I really, really hate undercooked bacon. Also, AIDS. So I guess...uh, Undercooked bacon, Colby Lewis, AIDS, in that order.

[VA Sox Fan]

I hate Colby Lewis nearly as much as I hate undercooked bacon. And I really' date=' really hate undercooked bacon. Also, AIDS. So I guess...uh, Undercooked bacon, Colby Lewis, AIDS, in that order.[/quote']

 

:lol:

[Northern Star]

Can you get AIDS from eating undercooked bacon?

[jung]

Oh God...here comes Melancon...another one of our arsonists...with any luck he will tire himself out so he can't come in tomorrow.

[NativeBostonian]

I hate Colby Lewis nearly as much as I hate undercooked bacon. And I really' date=' really hate undercooked bacon. Also, AIDS. So I guess...uh, Undercooked bacon, Colby Lewis, AIDS, in that order.[/quote']

 

hahaha. I hate people who walk slow. Drives me nuts.

[Northern Star]

Also, it's still too early to start panicking, right?

[VA Sox Fan]

Offense is snoozing and now Melancon is in......

[VA Sox Fan]

Also' date=' it's still too early to start panicking, right?[/quote']

 

IMO it is, but far be it from me....

[Northern Star]

hahaha. I hate people who walk slow. Drives me nuts.

 

I hate people who will stand in the middle of entrances to stores, especially if they are talking to someone else also standing in the entrance. MOVE IT YOU ASSCLOWNS.

[jacksonianmarch]

Lester just didnt have it

[jung]

And let the fires begin

[FredLynn]

Can you get AIDS from eating undercooked bacon?

 

No.

You get AIDS from MAKIN' BACON.....

[VA Sox Fan]

Can you get AIDS from eating undercooked bacon?

 

[NativeBostonian]

I hate people who will stand in the middle of entrances to stores' date=' especially if they are talking to someone else also standing in the entrance. MOVE IT YOU ASSCLOWNS.[/quote']

 

I hate that. I will tell those people whats up.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You could change it to:

 

WILL OF THE NATION

 

But right now it's a pun that works on more than one level. If I changed it to that it'd just be...nothing.

 

I am a man who prides himself on attention to detail when it comes to language, and especially when it comes to wordplay. To change this masterpiece of a username would be the same as drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, or poking God himself in the eye.

 

This username is very important to me. Women love it. I'm constantly getting Private Messages from the women on this board, fawning over how clever I am and how attractive my facility with language makes me. The guys at the FedEx store are so used to packages of panties from VA that they have an entire locker set aside for me.

[VA Sox Fan]

I hate people who will stand in the middle of entrances to stores' date=' especially if they are talking to someone else also standing in the entrance. MOVE IT YOU ASSCLOWNS.[/quote']

 

So many people are stupid and just don't care. It's a shame.

[NativeBostonian]

 

That would be funny. That is until he sends you to hell.

[VA Sox Fan]

But right now it's a pun that works on more than one level. If I changed it to that it'd just be...nothing.

 

I am a man who prides himself on attention to detail when it comes to language, and especially when it comes to wordplay. To change this masterpiece of a username would be the same as drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, or poking God himself in the eye.

 

This username is very important to me. Women love it. I'm constantly getting Private Messages from the women on this board, fawning over how clever I am and how attractive my facility with language makes me. The guys at the FedEx store are so used to packages of panties from VA that they have an entire locker set aside for me.

 

You is funny! :thumbsup: