4/17 vs. Rangers

[FredLynn]

But right now it's a pun that works on more than one level. If I changed it to that it'd just be...nothing.

 

I am a man who prides himself on attention to detail when it comes to language, and especially when it comes to wordplay. To change this masterpiece of a username would be the same as drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, or poking God himself in the eye.

 

This username is very important to me. Women love it. I'm constantly getting Private Messages from the women on this board, fawning over how clever I am and how attractive my facility with language makes me. The guys at the FedEx store are so used to packages of panties from VA that they have an entire locker set aside for me.

 

You seem like the MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

At the risk of po'ing our mod, I think that one picture on a night like this, for comic relief, is in order:

 

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww58/barrydkusumah/revised_dos_equis_man.jpg

[Station 13]

LMAO Melancon.

[VA Sox Fan]

Melancon in the house! 11-2!

[Youk Of The Nation]

Can you get AIDS from eating undercooked bacon?

 

I wish. Then I'd be able to send back bacon at a diner without the waitress shooting me a look usually reserved for people you catch mouth-f***ing your sister. (Though, in all fairness, there is at least one waitress at a restaurant in my town who actually did catch me...well, sufficient to say I no longer patronize that particular diner. They had chewy bacon anyways.)

[NativeBostonian]

Now I know how the Rays felt.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

holy s***, melancon is a joke

[VA Sox Fan]

Melancon still in the house 12-2.

 

JFC!

[redsoxrules]

Holy s*** Melancon blows , worst pickup of the off season

[jung]

Well the blaze is 12 floor now. Crushed....Geez Melancon is launching historic shots now.

 

And

 

Nothing more to be said after Beltre.

[Station 13]

Welcome back to the AL *******.

[a700hitter]

Melancon was some pickup.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You seem like the MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

At the risk of po'ing our mod, I think that one picture on a night like this, for comic relief, is in order:

 

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww58/barrydkusumah/revised_dos_equis_man.jpg

 

That guy waited outside my house for three hours to get my autograph. It took three hours for me to come out because I was having sex with his girlfriend.

[Palodios]

Makes me miss Jed Lowrie, that's for sure.

[Station 13]

PeteAbe was talking highly off this turd. "CLOSER EXPERIENCES" LOL

 

NL pitcher.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Now I know how the Rays felt.

 

[Youk Of The Nation]

Makes me miss Jed Lowrie' date=' that's for sure.[/quote']

 

Every time I miss Jed Lowrie I just watch Beverly Hillbillies reruns.

[NativeBostonian]

Makes me miss Jed Lowrie' date=' that's for sure.[/quote']

 

He's going to do well in Houston and we are going to regret trading him. God, we are turning into the Mets.

[redsoxbeatz]

What a joke

[redsoxrules]

Makes me miss Jed Lowrie' date=' that's for sure.[/quote']

 

DL

[a700hitter]

Holy s*** Melancon blows ' date=' worst pickup of the off season[/quote']I had high hopes for the guy. I didn't think he was 8th or 9th inning material, but I thought there was a potential that he could be a useful 6th or 7th inning arm. When I saw him in Spring Training, most of the hope was gone, and he has done nothing since to give me any hope.

[jung]

AGons going to the mound to console him.

 

"Look we all know you suck. Its OK. Just try to keep them out of the new windows done at the Gardner Museum cause that is a little embarrassing....OK big fella'"

[Palodios]

He's going to do well in Houston and we are going to regret trading him. God' date=' we are turning into the Mets.[/quote']

 

Considering that it is April and he's already been on the DL, I think they're going to see the same player we did.

[VA Sox Fan]

Lester just didnt have it

 

Don't remember seeing him like this in a long time. The start of the game was delayed by a couple of minutes, while waiting for him to take the mound. Hope all is well. Gives me a nervous stomach.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I've been trying to come up with a Melancon/melancholy pun that doesn't seem forced for almost three minutes now, but this is just so sad I can't even do it. I just want to buy the guy a drink and then let him run around the parking lot for a few minutes before shooting him.

[Palodios]

DL

 

Nope.

[jung]

Beckett quickly trying to find some out of date hamburger in an effort to induce food poisoning and call in sick tomorrow.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Melancon is out. Good, we don't want the game to get out of hand or anything.

[NativeBostonian]

I've been trying to come up with a Melancon/melancholy pun that doesn't seem forced for almost three minutes now' date=' but this is just so sad I can't even do it. I just want to buy the guy a drink and then let him run around the parking lot for a few minutes before shooting him.[/quote']

 

Lmao

[redsoxrules]

Melancon ERA 49.50 , I think I could do better than that

[Station 13]

Stick a fork in Melancon. He's toast.