First of all, I dont slap - when I swing, I do it with a closed fist.
I would happily swing on any billionaire given the chance, but especially the one who owns the Pittsburgh Penguins, the organization who employed Matt Cooke, who ruined Marc Savards career with a cheap-shot elbow.
But my point here is that Im not sure that even if Henry opened the checkbook, that would be enough for Breslow to close deals. Breslow has come up short quite a bit, and it hasnt always been just about money (for example the deadline). Ive also heard him talk and interact, and I honestly think at least part of the problem is hes a pompous jerk. You have to talk to people to sign people, and I think people genuinely do not want to talk to him.
That being said, obviously the agents have their price, and wont let Breslows awful personality and puchable face stop them from getting their clients paid. I do hope we splash some money around this offseason. I like your comment that one bat or one middle infielder is just getting back to where we were with Bregman so we need multiple.
My dream is Bregman, Schwarber, and trade for a pitcher. I can live without Bregman, as long as we get a solid (or better) infielder + Schwarber. Im fine with like Polanco or Peredes. Marte would be even better than Bregman. But in any of those cases, still need Schwarber and a solid (or better) starter